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Old 07-30-2009, 02:23 PM   #1
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Default The Top 10 Ragdoll Physics Moments in Mixed Martial Arts

http://www.cracked.com/blog/10-mixed...-doll-physics/

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UFC 100 - The Ragdoll Landing Zone
Going into UFC 100, Michael "The Count" Bisbing had managed to build up a full steam of douchebaggery with his pre-fight comments and dick behavior on The Ultimate Fighter reality show. The crowd was definitely not on his side.

Luckily, if this hurt Bisbing's feelings, Henderson hit him hard enough in the second round that he got to walk through a tunnel and talk to Jesus personally about it. Dan's right hand dropped him like a cartoon. He hit him so hard that even gravity got scared. Bisbing hung in mid-air for a moment while gravity screamed at inertia, "Did you see that ****!?" Then, after a high five, the two universal forces quit screwing around and yanked Bisbing's limp body into the floor.

Henderson wasn't done dominating Bisbing and gravity, though. After the man-shaped sack of bangers and mash landed, Dan flew into the air and came down on Bisbing's head with Fistos, the forbidden punch of legend. Henderson went fully horizontal with both feet in the air like some kind of maniac skydiver. If you were the greatest warrior that ever lived, came across a sleeping enemy and had six hours to plan one ultimate punch, this is the punch you would throw.
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lol good stuff
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He hit him so hard that even gravity got scared. Bisbing hung in mid-air for a moment while gravity screamed at inertia, "Did you see that ****!?" Then, after a high five, the two universal forces quit screwing around and yanked Bisbing's limp body into the floor.


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Just saw this thread..fawking hilarious.
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Can anybody paste the entire article? The source site is blocked by my work firewall.
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Nevermind, I got it.

That is good stuff, though the Hendo-Bisping one is probably the funniest. The article spelled Bisping's name wrong, but I couldn't care less.
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I cant believe Demian Maia vs Nate Marquardt wasn't on there...





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lmao, im so glad bisbing got KO'd
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maybe because the post was made before this fight
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