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Old 06-28-2005, 10:40 PM   #1
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Default Morning Wood -- How, Why and When will it Stop !?!?!

Allright, Can someone explain to me the physical anatomy behind this strange and awkward occurance. Does it serve some type of purpose, like the body naturally wants to reproduce in the waking hours? I find it quite annoying to wake up in the morning and find that this has occured yet again, and theres no real way to make it go away. Is it just me or does morning wood seem to be a bit woodier than typical wood?

Does anyone have any type of strategy for preventing morning wood other than age? and does it eventually go away when you have gotten older, or should i expect this to occur almost every morning for the rest of my life.

And Lastly, does anyone have any funny/useful stories related to this type of wood?


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Old 06-28-2005, 11:02 PM   #2
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It commonly happens to people with small peckers. wait, did you say it happens to you or were you just generalizing the occurance?
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Old 06-28-2005, 11:35 PM   #3
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hey brian why did you change your screen name i tought the other one was kinda cool.
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HAHA, i changed the thing because i found out that like 20+ people didnt even know how to read it at the meet. LOL. I cant even imagine trying to write that thing on a nametag in the future meets This is much easier to understand i think, plus i still gots the bomb avatar
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Old 06-28-2005, 11:43 PM   #5
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why do women rub their eyes in the morning? cause they don't have ***** to scratch. it's part of being a man.
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Old 06-28-2005, 11:52 PM   #6
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Well obviously its PART of being a man LOL. womean dont have this type of equipment, or i hope to God that any of the women ive ever met dont! That would just make me feel dirty.

I dunno, it just cracks me up how its always there. I have to take a **** standing 10 feet from the toilet or with one hand on the wall to create an appropriate angle so i dont **** all over the surrounding real estate!

Ill be happy when im married so i can put this thing to use! Click the image to open in full size.Click the image to open in full size.Click the image to open in full size.Click the image to open in full size.
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Does anyone have any type of strategy for preventing morning wood other than age? and does it eventually go away when you have gotten older, or should i expect this to occur almost every morning for the rest of my life.

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HAHA oNCE i WoKE UP AND IT WAS COMING OUT OF MY BOXERS AND MY LITTLE BROTHER WHO IS THREE WALKED IN AND HE ASKED ME WHY MINE WAS SO BIG AND his so small. loL

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Excerpted from 2 websites: http://www.afraidtoask.com and http://www.sleepmedservices.com

From early childhood onwards, erections occur during sleep. This phenomenon, called nocturnal penile tumescence, occurs during REM sleep (Rapid Eye Movement) and usually occurs for about 100 minutes a night. As far as scientists know, the subject matter of the dream does not predict whether or not there will be an erection. The erections are a normal part of REM sleep for males of all ages.

The relationship between REM sleep and erections is the reason that men frequently wake up in the morning with an erection without having any particular desire to engage in sexual activity. There is a commonly held, but incorrect, belief that morning erections are due to a full urinary bladder. This belief really makes no sense. For example, men do not get erections during the day before urination. The correct explanation for morning erections involves the way nighttime sleep is organized. We have most of our REM sleep in the early morning, usually between 4 - 7 AM. Therefore, each morning we are very likely to awaken directly from REM sleep or, at the very least, soon after a long REM period has ended. Thus, men are very likely to awaken in the morning with a REM sleep-related erection.


Regardless, it's a b!tch trying to wrangle my ****** when I have to pee in the morning with a throbb'n clown.
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Morning wood is the best type of wood to have.

"Yep, it's completely normal. Almost every guy past puberty gets morning wood on a regular basis. It doesn't go away with age either - I'm almost 30, and I get morning wood almost every morning, and its been that way ever since I was 14 or 15.

It's caused by high levels of testosterone in the blood when you first wake up, and by the brain's built-in function to create several erections during the night. Most testosterone is released when you sleep, and it reaches peak levels when you first wake up in the morning. Surges of testosterone can cause spontaneous erections, such as morning wood. Also, the brain triggers several erections during the night. Most guys experience 3-4, sometimes up to 7 erections in once night, usually during REM sleep (dream state). Some of these nocturnal erections last over 45 minutes long! Sometimes when you wake up in the middle of one of these nocturnal erections, you have morning wood.

People often think that morning wood is caused by the need to urinate - it actually has nothing to do with it.

It's really just a way of nature making sure all the equipment is working properly, and gives it the exercise it needs whether or not you do any while awake" quote from healthboards.com

Steve, I thought it did quote but I did not check it. And thankful that it is you who caught my error. I might not have seen it if I had not seen the Rush avatar. It grabs my attention.
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There is no definite explanation. One medical text termed it as a 'system check'

Just your bodys way of maintaining a high alert status.

Once you start getting laid it should go away.

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Ummm, I thought you were a chick??? WTF??

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I'm almost 30, and I get morning wood almost every morning, and its been that way ever since I was 14 or 15.
Steve I think she was refering to how often she has sex.

You go girl!!!!
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No, I don't think so. Do you really think she/he was saying she/he has been getting ****ed every morning since 14 years old??
LOL! refer to previous post.

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You are right though.
I thought I remembered this person posting chick pics (supposedly of self) in another thread


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Oh god Steve is right.

We seem to have a hermaphrodite poster

From this thread: http://my350z.com/forum/showthread.p...15#post1510415

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Steve, truth be it, I'm pissed at a couple folks right now and when I get upset I seem to migrate to the Off Topic at my350.com. Sometimes I post and sometimes I just read. You all provide a wealth of information and enertainment. Thanks for your input, but I have to get payroll done or I won't be able to leave and never come back to this place.
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Okay Guys. An error occured on my part. I am a Zchick and I do not get morning wood but would say that it is the best wood to get.

Don't be so frantic next time. I'll be back to suffer the consequences of my actions.
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hahahhahaha.

and y is morning wood bad? you wake up ready to go, just roll over onto your girl and have at it. great way to wake up in the morning.
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Okay Guys. An error occured on my part. I am a Zchick and I do not get morning wood but would say that it is the best wood to get.

Don't be so frantic next time. I'll be back to suffer the consequences of my actions.

So by 'error' do you mean that you forgot you had a *****, or that you forgot about your false identity?


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Morning wood isn't bad..... It's bad when you're about to get off the train/bus/whatever & your "guy" decides to "wake up" for no reason..... Now THAT sucks! I thought that sort of wood was supposed to stop happening after puberty.
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