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Old 03-22-2007, 09:44 PM   #1
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bucking bronco- where your ****ing her doggy style, and you grab her arms, then tell her you have aids/ or you ****ed her mother like that, and hold on for as long as you can

fried egg- a bunch of guys *** in a skillet and fry it up, and a girl eats it


there is a bunch more, anybody else have anything?
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Old 03-22-2007, 09:46 PM   #2
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dude that fried egg one is nasty.
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Old 03-22-2007, 09:51 PM   #3
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bucking bronco- where your ****ing her doggy style, and you grab her arms, then tell her you have aids/ or you ****ed her mother like that, and hold on for as long as you can
Damn that would be one hell of a ride if she believed it.
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Old 03-23-2007, 08:54 AM   #4
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so so wrong lol
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Old 03-23-2007, 08:56 AM   #5
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dude that fried egg one is nasty.

What about Dirty Dirrito, when you have a group of guys wack it onto a dorrito and the last one who busts has to eat it...........Yea i never played this game.
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What about Dirty Dirrito, when you have a group of guys wack it onto a dorrito and the last one who busts has to eat it...........Yea i never played this game.


Sure ya haven't.

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The Screaming Seagull:

So you're on a beach, hitting it in the sand. About halfway through, pull out, and dip your dick in the sand. Then continue. Screaming Seagull.
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The Screaming Seagull:

So you're on a beach, hitting it in the sand. About halfway through, pull out, and dip your dick in the sand. Then continue. Screaming Seagull.
OMG thats so wrong

But so funny
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Old 03-23-2007, 09:07 AM   #10
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The Screaming Seagull:

So you're on a beach, hitting it in the sand. About halfway through, pull out, and dip your dick in the sand. Then continue. Screaming Seagull.

Holy **** that is funny. haha
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tried the philly fakeout....literally, i spit on her back, and her lazy as$ didnt turn around...i admitted defeat and let it go off 2 the side.

i just wanted to try it bcuz i never met anybody thats actually tried any of these tricks lol.
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so so wrong lol
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theres also the angry pirate--> bust in her eye then kick her in the shin. shell hop on 1 leg and go argh! w/ 1 eye closed lol

angry dragon--> bust in her mouth then slap her so it comes shooting out of her nose lol

theres alot more, but have u ever known anybody to actaully try this ****??
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Anyone know what a chili dogg is?

Its when your ****ing a girl in the A** then you pull out and put it in between her ****. CHili DOg YEA!

Or the rusty trombone
Its when a girl is eating out your a**hole and jerking you at the same time going "to to to" (trombone sound)
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I pulled the Abraham Lincoln on a girl once.
She's sucking your dick, and right before you bust, pull out and let it go on her cheeks and chin. Then tweek off some pubes and stick them to the girl's face. Abe Lincoln.
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Anyone know what a chili dogg is?

Its when your ****ing a girl in the A** then you pull out and put it in between her ****. CHili DOg YEA!

Or the rusty trombone
Its when a girl is eating out your a**hole and jerking you at the same time going "to to to" (trombone sound)
Actually, the Chili Dog is when you take a dump on her chest and then titty **** her.
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Donkey Punch- when your doing her in the butt,and when your about to nut,punch her in the back of the head so she tightens up!
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Dumpster Diver:

When you see a female homeless person bending over a dumpster, surprise buttsekz!
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Man what kind of girls actually like this stuff done to them hahahahah
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Man what kind of girls actually like this stuff done to them hahahahah
Freaks and ******. That Kim (armenian) would likely love it all.
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