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Old 06-01-2007, 11:31 PM   #1
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Help guys.. I'm in much pain.

I keep pooping out water and its not diarrhea. I'm guessing that the large intestine has stopped absorbing water. Instead of going into the bladder all the fluid is going down the A hole.

Anyone know the medical term for this condition so that I can do a search on google?
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Old 06-01-2007, 11:40 PM   #2
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Oh Lord, you need a real doctor... not Google or the morons on this forum.
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If you cant absorb water through the intestines, im assuming your fuked, you need serious medical help. Please go see a doctor dont ask a bunch of grease monkeys. K thanks.
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He's a guy - guys refuse to see the doctor unless they're about to die.
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well he might not be far from it (hope not), sounds like could be a serious problem, should see the doctor soon.
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Old 06-02-2007, 05:06 AM   #7
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We have at least one doctor that I know of, he will likely tell you to go to a doctor though. Send a message to USN HM 350Z

It doesnt take a doctor though to tell you that you should at least get in touch with one soon.
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I get that all the time in Africa....

Here's the expat trick:

Take 4 immodium, then eat a loaf of wholewheat bread followed by 1lb of cheese. -Wait 1 hour- then take another 4 immodium.
That should bung you right up!
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I get that all the time in Africa....

Here's the expat trick:

Take 4 immodium, then eat a loaf of wholewheat bread followed by 1lb of cheese. -Wait 1 hour- then take another 4 immodium.
That should bung you right up!
Seriously?
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I don't know if trying to "induce" constipation is a safe route here with the Immodiums. Go see a doctor.
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this happened to me once but it was after a month of constent diarrhea

Go see a Dr!
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Get thee to a medical facility.........FAST!


This is serious. Most people's kidney's shut down when fluids are not present.
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this happened to me once but it was after a month of constent diarrhea

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Seriously?
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SWEET....Nikki STOP IT, your just painting a pic of you I didn't wana see... ....Da#n it woman...

Kev, she farts too!!
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SWEET....Nikki STOP IT, your just painting a pic of you I didn't wana see... ....Da#n it woman...



I was just trying to get my point across. Of course I don't poop you silly man!
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Kev, she farts too!!
do not!!!!

You have no proof!
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Kev, she farts too!!
Dang-it this is messin it up for me.... .....I do the ZERO BOMB...Exp: I fart then circle the victum insuring they CAN'T escape my fury...
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Dang-it this is messin it up for me.... .....I do the ZERO BOMB...Exp: I fart then circle the victum insuring they CAN'T escape my fury...


I let one go in the car and put on the child locks on the windows
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Dang-it this is messin it up for me.... .....I do the ZERO BOMB...Exp: I fart then circle the victum insuring they CAN'T escape my fury...

Dizaum that's bad!! LOL


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