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Old 11-12-2008, 06:07 PM   #1
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Default Tell us your COUGAR stories.

COUGAR= Older women that are out on the prowl for younger men.

So i was at a bar in New Mexico with 2 of my buds playin pool, when this guy comes up to me and says. "Hey man i one of my female friends has been watching you all night and wants to get to know you a bit better, are you down for it cause if you are then ill send her over" Well needless to say i was feeling pretty damn good at the time and had just broken up with my GF a few weeks before so i was like hell yeah im down.
So anyways a couple hours pass and at this point i had already forgoten about the whole incident. I was about an hour till closing and i was on my last drink, my buds were playing pool so i decided to break off from the heard and play some "Striker" pinball. In true cougar fashion this is when she pounced
I have to admit that at first i was taken back a little bit, she was definately an older woman but not a bad looking one if i may say so. We talked for a bit and well she said ill be right back. At this time i went back with my friends who only had one question. "Dude are you coming with us or are you going home with her?" Honestly i didnt know what to do at that point. She then returned we talked a bit more and i left with her. Turned out to be one of the best decisions i had ever made.
At the time i was of course single and lving in the dorms but i was house sitting for a frind of mine who was deployed to Saudi, whos wife went back home for the duration of his deployment so i had the house all to my self. It worked out perfectly. Im not going to get into any specific details but i will say that we ****ed for hours and she knew exaclty what to do. To this day i have to say it was some of the best sex i have had.
We continued dating for about 6 months and it was great. She was retired and had TONS of $$$$ Yeah it was kinda weird but **** having a sugar momma was fun for those 6 months and the sex was the best.
But like most things it did come to its end. After a while i did get tired of the looks we would get from people and dare i say it the constant sex i mean **** when you do it so much that your **** is sore it kinda becomes a problem. But i think the thing that finally put the nail in the coffin was when we were at her place and we were playing the Sega Saturn and she said that her son would be coming out for a visit and that he liked video games to and that maybe we could hang out . Turns out her son was 19 and i was 22 at the time and she though we would get along really well cause we both liked video games. lol that just ****ed me up inside and i distanced my self from her ever since.
So thats my Cougar story I was 22 and she was 46 and it was a fun 6 months. So who else out there has a Cougar story to share? Im deployed and bored and need something new to read.
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Old 11-12-2008, 06:27 PM   #2
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I'm sleeping with now a 30 year old Doctor (6 years older). She has a doctorate in "reproduction" - no joke.
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Im not gonna make a whole paragraph story about it, but we had a party at my old work, and my bosses best friend was in town...


We start drinkin @ 5pm, by 1030pm, I was lowering her taxes down on the beach

She was 36 and BANGING hawt
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Im not gonna make a whole paragraph story about it, but we had a party at my old work, and my bosses best friend was in town...


We start drinkin @ 5pm, by 1030pm, I was lowering her taxes down on the beach

She was 36 and BANGING hawt
LOL yeah well when your working a boring 10hour shift you kinda got nothing better to do with your time. Anways 35-40 seems to be in the pime age range.
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Ok I suppose I'll share a story.

I got in trouble with the cops and refused to go home because I was afraid of them finding me and arresting me on a warrant charge (I never had one, just paranoid). Stayed at my buddies broken down apartment and pretty much took 6 months of my life off (pretty bad time in my life). He lived in 13B, which was directly above 13A. Elizabeth, 38 years old, 9 year old child, worked at Tipton Honda in SD... lived in 12A, diagonally downstairs from our location.

Always said hi to here and purposely went downstairs one time to ask her for a cigarette. She came outside and shared one. No real talk. Later that night we made plans to head up to La Jolla Indian reservation for a friend's 20th birthday. We packed up some beers and some swimming clothes and started driving. We got down the street when my roommate tried to open his soda, ended up spilling it ALL over himself... He wanted to change his pants.

I drop him off, she comes outside sorta upset, I ask why, she explains that she needs a ride to her ex-boyfriends house 'cause shes too drunk. I say lets go. We drive and she's freaking out about how he's a douchebag and how she needs a real man...

We get back to the apartment, I invite her to come up and party, she accepts invite. We make drinks, we drink them, get drunk. I am trashed in my backseat rubbing her leg and arm around her. She buys more alcohol, we drink more. She flashes the front desk worker and we get 4 free sparks. I start working my hand further up her leg till I'm rubbing her... we get lost.

We have no idea where to go, I'm so drunk I can't find the map. I tell the roommate to just head back home, he argues but realizes its a waste of time. She whispers in my ear to stay the night at her place, I focked the dogsh!t out of her then took her to get mexican food the next day with her 25 year old friend.

Never happened again, sex was eh, body was eh, bragging rights made it all better
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LOL yeah well when your working a boring 10hour shift you kinda got nothing better to do with your time. Anways 35-40 seems to be in the pime age range.
I think cougar status is right about 35+


25-34 is puma... both are for meh
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I went through a cougar phase a couple of years ago and had some of the best experiences of my life.

I had one crazy week when I was 22 where my best mate's girlfriends parents went away for a couple of weeks. At the start of the week I hooked up with one of her friends which was nothing special but later in the week her auntie came and stayed (she was mid to late 30's) and we were all sitting out in the back yard drinking. My mate and his girl went to bed and so it was just the two of us left and there was only one other bedroom in the house so naturally we had to share Anyways she was an absolute animal but swore me to secrecy the next morning (fat chance)

The following week the same mate had his little brother's 18th and a lady who used to work with his dad and occasionally look after us when his parents went out when we were younger was there. She ended up coming out with us to the bar afterwards and when I left she just happened to leave at the same time. I offered to share a cab with her and somehow we ended up at her place instead. Still to this day one of the best nights ever. had to lie to my mates parents about where I had ended up that night because they would have flipped.

Have a few more but that's it for now
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Old 11-12-2008, 06:36 PM   #8
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At zoo, once I seen a cougar so fine, I could not believe. I go to pet, but get bit, lose my arm I did, for the sign of "no harassing the animals" I did ignore. Yet, I say, a cougar so fine, can not be ignored, but still I fail to score.
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^^ not funnay
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Now thats how you get pink eye.
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hmm....i met a 35 yr old at the bar, took her home and banged her....the end.
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My experience was 4 years ago. I was 23, she was 46.

I was just slump busting.
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Im not gonna make a whole paragraph story about it, but we had a party at my old work, and my bosses best friend was in town...


We start drinkin @ 5pm, by 1030pm, I was raising his taxes on the beach

He was 96 and BANGING hawt :***:

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I was 18 or 19, she was 32.

Best sexual experience EVAR.

Knew exactly what to do and when to do it. Banging Body, nice rack, nice ***...

Older chicks FTW. I am now 23 dating 27yo.
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i was 29, she was a personal trainer (44yrs old). slamming body!!! meet her on a cruise to mexico. she was married but obviously she didn't care cause she was all over me the whole trip. she would go to the night club at night just to look for me cause she knew i would be there, it got to the point were she was **** blocking me with all the younger ladies. but it was worth it, she was a major cougar hottie, tight *** body!
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I'v ehad my fun and like older - A 29 yr old taught me some things and a 31 recently gave me somethings I'm positive i took a 40ish yr old home, but nothing really happened. No paragraphs needed. Maybe this weekend i'll go for some wealthy older poon
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yeah older chicks are fun...i dont wanna tell the whole detailed story so....

after talking and dancing with this 38yr old at the bar i basically i asked her straight out what shes into (sexually)....she says its somethin most girls HATE to do

so im thinkin, YESSS!!!

sure as sh*t she says she loves giving head so i said come to the car an show me.

well i didnt know it was even possible to get 3 successful BJ's in a row.

girl was like a hoover.
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yeah older chicks are fun...i dont wanna tell the whole detailed story so....

after talking and dancing with this 38yr old at the bar i basically i asked her straight out what shes into (sexually)....she says its somethin most girls HATE to do

so im thinkin, YESSS!!!

sure as sh*t she says she loves giving head so i said come to the car an show me.

well i didnt know it was even possible to get 3 successful BJ's in a row.

girl was like a hoover.



jackpot, i would have kept her number and called her.....................










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