I Hit a f'in 'dillo... how much is the fugger gonna cost me?
 

When driving in Florida, one must be aware of "Natures Bowling Ball with legs"... our friend the armidillo.

I sent one to his maker tonight, and he returned the favor by knocking hell out of my nose. It was dented (which i pushed out) and the paint is Fuxz0red, and behind it, there was smashed plastic parts everywhere.

Question is, if i get my insurance guy on the phone, and get an estimate from a body shop... how far off is that estimate going to be if I tell the guy to F the OEM fascia, and use the money towards a Stillen Type 2 fascia?

Cheapest I found the stillen type 2 was for 574 at everything350... For the life of me though, i couldnt find the OEM front price.

Anyone have the low down?

~AJ

i thought that your post said you hit a f'n dildo. i started laughing so hard. i was trying to imagine how you could have hit a dildo, and how it must have been huge to do all that damage.

Doesn't sound like it's repaintable considering the internal support has been damaged. The price is very close to a stock one that's why you hear stories of people rejoincing when they get into minor bumper accidents.

+1

+2

Hahaha. :icon18:

+3

Yup. Better watch out or those little ****ers. Keep in mind if you're in the Florida suburbs you might also want to watch out for gators, racoons, deers, pigs, owls, squirels, oversized rat looking things, turtles, an vultures.

Snakes don't count as i would run over them anytime. Even with my Z.

damn, i thought that you had busted ur gf's dildo and was pissed because it was top of the line and you were wonderin how much that was gonna cost ya!

HAHAHAHAHahahahAH

That is some funny sh1t! :D

HAHA I dont know why but somethin about the title of this thread just makes me wanna say "GIR R DONE!"

You have to work that out with your body shop... I don't see why it can't be done.

Good thing I posted a pic.
heh
~AJ

LMAO :icon18: :icon18: +4

Can you post a pic of your damage? My mom hit a racoon and it cost over $2,000 worth of damage! :icon28:
Here is the colllision report:
Repl Front bumper cover.......$219.80
Repl Radiator assy auto trans....$499.03
Repl P/S cooler......................$101.96
Repl oil coller........................$276.05
Repl Center support.................$153.28
Rpr condenser assy
Repl refrigerant recovery
Repl Aim headlamps
R&I RT R&I headlamp assy one side
R&I LT R&I headlamp assy one side
Blnd RT fender TRI coat
Blnd LT fender TRI coat
Blnd hood TRI coat
R&I front seal
Repl Air ducts
Repl Seal clips
OVER ALL
Parts.........................$1284.12
Parts discount...............$125.01
Body labor....................$217.60
Paint labor....................$307.20
Mechanical labor............$256.25
Paint supplies................$211.20
GRAND TOTAL.................$2,264.41
INSURANCE PAY..............$1,764.41
CUSTOMER PAY.............$ 500.00

How big/heavy are armadillos?

We don't have them out here in CA.

I do believe this whole post is the greatest thing I have ever read in my life...

got me thinking
 

hit a dildo lol.
Well, actually, now that i think of it....there was that one time.......

~AJ

Wonderful haha! :p

ROFLMAO!! That is the funniest/most simple photoshop I have ever seen! :icon30:

:icon13: