I think I'll just go away for a few weeks.
 

the whining will be even worse after 7/3. and most posts will be complaining like it is now, i'll try to stay away from the forums until the board returns to normal. ;)

http://www.longacrefarms.com/2002/jp...get%20lost.jpg

just kidding...or am i....hmmmm ;)

No don't go! That's a quitters attitude. JmanZ will not have it.

If you'd like, I can talk to you about weight. We can start with quickly reviewing the effects of gravity on the new 350Z. :)

exsilio: I dont do this much but.... lol! NICE pic. I dunno if it's the fact that's it's a corn on the cob or what, but it's damn funny to me.

yup yup

Let's talk weight. :)

Yo mama is so fat

(HOW FAT IS SHE??)

Yo mama is so fat, for halloween she through a white sheet over herself and went as Alaska.

- When I yell Kool Aid, she comes running through my wall.

- When she turns around, people in the same room throw her a going away party.

- her class photo had to be taken from the air.

-...ummm..... off topic me thinks.

Alright, JmanZ had a couple beverages tonight. My bad. Not only are you not supposed to drink and drive, posting and driving... wait.... that's not right...... posting and drinking...er... drinking and posting is bad too.

ack

time for bed me thinks

-j-

for the record, when is aid "Yo Mama"... I wasn't actually commenting on anyone's mother. It was just in the line of jokes.
:D

you sure it wasn't...too...corny? he heh he...eh? :rolleyes:

Yo momma's so fat, when her pager goes off, people think she's backing up.

Funny Man Matt
 

Yo Mamma is so fat ... the National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts.

Yo Mamma is so fat ... her belly-button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters!

Yo Mamma is so ugly ... the dentist treats her by mail-order.

Yo Mamma is so ugly ... her shadow quit!

Yo Mamma is so ugly ... even the tide won't come back in.

Yo Mamma is so stupid ... at the bottom of the application where it says sign here, she put Sagittarius.

umm...

Yo Mamma is so fat ... she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu, and says "Okay!"

Ha!

-Matt

Re: Funny Man Matt
 

Yet, she can spell Sagittarius? :rolleyes:

My submissions:

yo mama is so fat last time she saw 90210 was on the scale

yo mama so dum she thought taco bell was a phone company in mexico

yo mama is so ugly she stuck her head out a car window and got arrested for mooning

yo mama sooo hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of her!

;)

http://www.cruelcard.com/images/fatso.jpg

UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!

ex, i think you broke Jay's rule on indecent pictures!!;)

HEHE!!
Your mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles, cars slow down!!!:p

Does anyone else find this strangely arousing?

The unfortunate thing about gravity is the higher up you go to get away from it, the thinner the air gets. but, maybe the nitrogen levels stay the same, that ought to give you a boost ;->

I bet rocketscientist could give us the low down.

Yo momma so fat: when she has sex with her boyfriend....he just lays on her thigh and lets the ripples take him in!!

Yo mama
 

http://www.prettyfat.com/pizza5.jpg

http://www.prettyfat.com/pizza.html

Wow!

I've been away for 24 hours and look what happens. Well not to be outdone, the Flyingscot strikes back:

This story is entitled "The Power of Toilet Paper"

One day a man finds his wife gazing glumly at her breasts.
"What's wrong?" the man asks.
"It's my breasts, they're so small. What can I do?"
For a moment the man ponders his wife's dilemma until suddenly he gets an idea.
"I know, grab a handful of toilet paper and rub it in between your breasts until they grow large."
The wife quickly obeys her husband and, taking a handful of toilet paper, she begins rubbing her breasts vigorously.
After just a few minutes, she begins to tire.
"How long do I have to use the toilet paper?"
"Oh, years!" the man says.
"Years!" says the wife. "Well how do you know it works?"
"Easy!" says the man. "It worked on your ass, didn't it!"

exsillo and nizl, c'mon, take the picture down man. U know, i just had my dinner and when i saw the picture, i was like............ew...............:rolleyes:

Man... We're all cracking under the pressure. Hang in there, guys/gals, we'll make it!