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06-02-2008, 04:58 PM
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Originally Posted by RandyK1
Thank God no one ever said "This thread is worthless with out pics" 
My GF and son always look at me a little weird when they are in the car with me, but I grab my ***** and pull them up every time I get into my Z. It's just too uncomfortable to drive without this regular adjustment.
Some ***** are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the ***** that I like best
My ***** are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big *****
Should be held every night
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the ***** that I like best
My ***** are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big *****
Should be held every night
06-02-2008, 06:41 PM
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If you notice any painful swelling, you may want to get it checked out sooner than later. Hydrocoeles are more common in males than one would think. The 'anatomy' of the Z's driver-side seat could cause pain if your thighs rub against your testes.
Get it checked out man, I had one when I was younger... not the most desirable thing to have. Simple drainage and stitching can be a one-day procedure at a local hospital/surgery center, but nonetheless, get it checked.
Other than that, I would say you're victim of the DBBS (Daytona Blue-***** Syndrome), in which case you should make some knuckle babies or call up your most willing girly friend.
I need to check thread post dates more often...
Get it checked out man, I had one when I was younger... not the most desirable thing to have. Simple drainage and stitching can be a one-day procedure at a local hospital/surgery center, but nonetheless, get it checked.
Other than that, I would say you're victim of the DBBS (Daytona Blue-***** Syndrome), in which case you should make some knuckle babies or call up your most willing girly friend.
I need to check thread post dates more often...
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06-03-2008, 03:44 AM
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Originally Posted by wren57
unfamiliar with low-hangers? thats odd, I thought everyone knew what those were. Basically Im saying I have large ***** and they hang low. I don't have this pain any other time, just when shifting gears, and yes I did have an automatic previous to my Z. It is a really dull pain covering the entire *******, not focused at any one point. And no Ive never ridden horses and I didn't do hardly any sports because I prefered working to make money to afford a sports car at age 18
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Its not daytona blue ***** either, my GF treats me and them quite well
. Its not daytona blue ***** either, my GF treats me and them quite well
06-03-2008, 04:42 AM
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I also squish my ***** a bit sometimes when I drive the Z. They are also large and tend to hang low. I just have to fidget a bit in the seat so that they are not being smashed. but sometimes I just deal with it.
06-03-2008, 09:14 AM
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I had the same prob with my car , but moving the seat forward has helped a lot. It does take a sec to get adjusted once i get in the car.
06-04-2008, 04:31 AM
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See i moved my seat up, now my ***** just fall into the gap there where my leg is a little raised up and squishes when I take my foot off the clutch.
you just cant win with big *****.
you just cant win with big *****.
06-04-2008, 07:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Brrcats
See i moved my seat up, now my ***** just fall into the gap there where my leg is a little raised up and squishes when I take my foot off the clutch.
you just cant win with big *****.
you just cant win with big *****.
06-04-2008, 07:35 AM
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There once was a man in a Z
his ***** were so big he couldn't shift properly
they hung too low,
his shifts were slow
he screamed "why does this have to happen to me"
his ***** were so big he couldn't shift properly
they hung too low,
his shifts were slow
he screamed "why does this have to happen to me"
06-04-2008, 08:41 AM
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Originally Posted by terrasmak
Just move up a little more so your legs are spread enought at all times.
I think I'll have to develop a "Sac Sack" that will hold my ***** up while I drive.
06-04-2008, 09:00 AM
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Man on my sportbike I have to adjust my sack quite frequently. I'm taking delivery of my Z pretty soon and I hope this isn't a problem. I've driven two different Z's, one with leather and one cloth. Didn't have a problem, but I'm sure I'll have to adjust every now and then like I do driving other cars.
Doc said I have a "long sack" and that I "need to support those boys". Kind of wierd coming from an old dude, but I guess he's warning me that if it's long now it might be of epic proportions when I'm his age. LOL
Doc said I have a "long sack" and that I "need to support those boys". Kind of wierd coming from an old dude, but I guess he's warning me that if it's long now it might be of epic proportions when I'm his age. LOL
06-04-2008, 03:38 PM
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OK, so here's my preliminary drawing for the "Sac Sack"
yeah, I'm stuck at work and am a little bored.
Top is a side view, notice the cupping ability, this should effectively support the berries while driving, lifting them to a position where they wont get smashed. Notice the latch that will hook onto the top of the pants to keep the whole apparatus in place.
Bottom is the front view, you have a space to stick your dangle through while your berries are gracefully lifted by the "Sac Sack"
Now accepting investment money to make this dream a reality.
yeah, I'm stuck at work and am a little bored.
Top is a side view, notice the cupping ability, this should effectively support the berries while driving, lifting them to a position where they wont get smashed. Notice the latch that will hook onto the top of the pants to keep the whole apparatus in place.
Bottom is the front view, you have a space to stick your dangle through while your berries are gracefully lifted by the "Sac Sack"
Now accepting investment money to make this dream a reality.
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