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stud_daddy Sep 18, 2008 07:48 AM

Its a boy, slap slap, ten fingers,....wait! what's that?!
 
Taking delivery of my used 2004 350Z tomorrow. Without going to the mechanic, what are the top few things I could check on my own (when taking delivery) to ensure that there aren't any impending catastrophic failures lurking in my Z's near future. I understand I'm casting a wide net when I say "catastrophic failure" and it could range anything from the wheels falling off to my girlfriend's butt-ugly lesbian ex-girlfriend keying my Z in a jealous rage ........I guess I'm concerned about impending expensive repairs for obvious faults that I could have caught on my own when taking delivery of the car.

And yes, she may be butt ugly but the remote yet disturbingly attractive prospect of a threesome/catfight/threesome has recently induced me to stir up a hornets nest of boiling 3-way lust and lesbian rage .......hence my fear of an impending keying.

Stud Daddy
Malaysia

350z2go Sep 18, 2008 07:50 AM

:dunno: what the hell was all that??

TSG-Z Sep 18, 2008 07:51 AM

Pics of lesbian girlfriend!

350z2go Sep 18, 2008 07:52 AM


Originally Posted by TSG-Z
Pics of lesbian girlfriend!


+1

davidv Sep 18, 2008 08:00 AM

Something got lost in the translation.

MarvinMartian Sep 18, 2008 08:02 AM

New car? Impending catastrophic failures? Lesbian ex-girlfriends in catastrophically failing threesomes?


I'm both horny and confused.









Must be Thursday.

07JimmyZ Sep 18, 2008 08:12 AM

I'm never going to maylasia

VO... Sep 18, 2008 08:12 AM


Originally Posted by 350z2go
+1

+2

WTX350Z Sep 18, 2008 08:12 AM

OP your post gave me a headache. but I'm feeling generous today. I must be sick

check all the fluids would be the first and foremost. change oil. check wheel torque (even though its pretty uncommon for lug nuts to come completely off...contrary to popular belief)

stud_daddy Sep 18, 2008 08:18 AM


Originally Posted by TSG-Z
Pics of lesbian girlfriend!

Not a problem.....on the condition I get guidance on the question I posted :-)

Greg06 Sep 18, 2008 08:27 AM

Someones been indulging exotic southeast asian "herbs". :hmmm:

TX-350Z-TX Sep 18, 2008 08:30 AM

watch out for the wild monkeys!

VO... Sep 18, 2008 08:31 AM


Originally Posted by TX-350Z-TX
watch out for the wild monkeys!

+1 :rofl:

cracka350z Sep 18, 2008 08:35 AM

he must be speaking malaysian...

sir captian Sep 18, 2008 08:37 AM

You're a tool

z350boy Sep 18, 2008 08:44 AM

Originally Posted by TSG-Z
Pics of lesbian girlfriend!


Originally Posted by stud_daddy
Not a problem.....on the condition I get guidance on the question I posted :-)

PLEASE tell me they look like this:

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h254/z350boy/lez.jpg

Jun Sep 18, 2008 08:46 AM

http://www.oswald.us/wp-content/uplo...ny-pancake.jpg

stud_daddy Sep 18, 2008 08:48 AM


Originally Posted by Greg06
Someones been indulging exotic southeast asian "herbs". :hmmm:

Well I do have to admit that we do get good, honest and natural "herbs" here.......grown tropically and naturally with sublime results like it was meant to be.......none of that hydroponically grown pretentious fancy catalogue herbs you folks have to resort to :-)

No 24-hour Denny's though. Oh man ...what I would do for a Denny's big breakfast right now.

Spork Sep 18, 2008 08:48 AM

Pics of said girls?

Jun Sep 18, 2008 08:50 AM


Originally Posted by stud_daddy
Taking delivery of my used 2004 350Z tomorrow. Without going to the mechanic, what are the top few things I could check on my own (when taking delivery) to ensure that there aren't any impending catastrophic failures lurking in my Z's near future. I understand I'm casting a wide net when I say "catastrophic failure" and it could range anything from the wheels falling off to my girlfriend's butt-ugly lesbian ex-girlfriend keying my Z in a jealous rage ........I guess I'm concerned about impending expensive repairs for obvious faults that I could have caught on my own when taking delivery of the car.

And yes, she may be butt ugly but the remote yet disturbingly attractive prospect of a threesome/catfight/threesome has recently induced me to stir up a hornets nest of boiling 3-way lust and lesbian rage .......hence my fear of an impending keying.

Stud Daddy
Malaysia

Catastrophic failure? Not much.
Things that might fail eventually but you probably can't tell?
- window motor (there is a TSB for it)
- tire-feathering (some have it, some don't, there is a TSB for it if you do).
- rear-axle clicking (there is a TSB for it)

Nothing else "major" i would say.

PICS of G/F now. :D


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