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Old 04-26-2017, 11:57 AM
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Yeah, but "If the price is right you get the welded diff". Can I also get some extra Nismo stickers?
Old 04-27-2017, 02:37 PM
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Not all adult are mature adult though.
That exhaust protruding out of the back burns my eyes.

I'll see if I can find any Z in SoCa on CL.
Old 04-27-2017, 03:16 PM
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Not Craigslist, but z related and I got a laugh at the price.


Old 04-27-2017, 03:22 PM
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Originally Posted by zwei_the_c
Not all adult are mature adult though.
That exhaust protruding out of the back burns my eyes.

I'll see if I can find any Z in SoCa on CL.
Psh posh.... and you all think you're "JDM savvy"? Think again.

It's a thing there....











Y'all think I'm kidding? Look up "bosozuku".

And I used to think those coffee can exhaust tips were goofy....
Old 04-27-2017, 03:31 PM
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Originally Posted by rearranged
Not Craigslist, but z related and I got a laugh at the price.


But does it come with the electric supercharger and turbo "style" whistle?





I got those and they work!!!




As good jokes.
Old 04-27-2017, 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted by MicVelo
Psh posh.... and you all think you're "JDM savvy"? Think again.

It's a thing there....



Y'all think I'm kidding? Look up "bosozuku".

And I used to think those coffee can exhaust tips were goofy....
I know they were a thing in Japan, those exhaust are mad street creds in JP. But could you imagine back-fire out of those things?
Hell, I don't think you can clear the drive-thru clearance in my area.
Old 04-27-2017, 04:38 PM
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Then there's these people...



AND?????

I don't give a rat's a$$ why you're selling it, especially when it's so pathetic!!! What about the f'n car?!?! HUNH????

GRRRRRRRRRR.....

Disgruntled I may be at the ad, sent the seller a note though... will see how this goes.... or doesn't....
Old 04-28-2017, 06:19 AM
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Awww, c'mon Mic. Why don't you wanna know why they're selling? I always laugh when I list something on CL and I get a response about why I'm selling it... like it matters.

But speaking of - I came across this one that's "tastefully modified." At least he has a sense of humor.



From the ad:

2005 Nissan 350z - 6 speed

Clean title
104k miles
Zero issues, zero rust.
Doesn't burn oil, no grinds when shifting.

Vq35de engine
Kinetix intake manifold
Jwt tune
Jwt cold air intake/pop charger
Stillen lightweight aluminum underdrive pulleys
Invidia catless test pipes
Megan single exit exhaust
ICd009 transmission
B&mshort shifter
Act stage 2 clutch and 13lb lightweight flywheel
Welded 4.08 differential

Bc racing coilovers
Hotchkis front and rear sway bars
Tien inner/outer tie rods with tie rod spacers for even more angle.
Battle version and spl adjustable suspension arms

18x10 xxr 531 wheels
Arp extended lug studs
Nismo front bumper
Asd hydro e brake with wilwood master cylinder
Dual caliper bracket with 2nd set of calipers running to asd hydraulic hand brake
Nrg steering hub and grip royal steering wheel


I also have a 100% full chromoly tig welded bash bar I can include for 400$ more.

Work meisters not included.
Never drifted
Never beat on
Ac works wonderfully
Only selling to fund my trip to Kenya to help rescue endangered elephants and dodo birds.

Willing to trade for an hr z, c5 corvette or gto, can add cash. Not very interested in any other trades.






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never drifted, then why does he have hydro e brake
Old 04-29-2017, 08:10 AM
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Psshhh, Wow.. Well, we can't fix stupid.
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Is this real?
https://phoenix.craigslist.org/cph/cto/6109927984.html




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Yeah, you can use G35 parts. It's been done a few times, and there's an old thread about it somewhere.
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You should.post link......i would call him out
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Originally Posted by travlee
You should.post link......i would call him out
https://albany.craigslist.org/cto/6095184189.html

Give pete a call
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Shesh, I wonder what kind of 04' N/A Z can put out 418WHP. . . oh wait.
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I heard that K&N intake is good for at least 50hp at the wheels...

I mean, at the "$3800 Nismo rims."
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I wonder if that exhaust has turbos strapped onto then he forgot to mention in the add. It also doesn't have a picture.
Old 05-04-2017, 01:30 AM
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https://orangecounty.craigslist.org/cto/6109472654.html










The wheel tucked in on the 2nd image looks so bad. . .
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Not really much to say, just wanted to post this image, the seller is dead set for $7,000.
https://orangecounty.craigslist.org/cto/6116113858.html

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