I've See better days!
 

First of all let’s start this convo by saying that I hate Fukinn ricers... I used to be a Honduah lover, but I see now that most of those guys are Fukinn posers that cant afford a good car.:icon20:..... Just for conversational purposes i'm gonna tell you guys about my experience from last night that made me loose sleep (operating on 1 and a half hours right now.).... It was a dark an gloomy night me being the hot stud that I-M decides to hop in my hot car which happens to be an 03 Z chrome silver clean and classy; skunk2 plenum spacer, Nismo CAI, complete Borla Exhaust and a modest 75 shot of Nitrous(bottle was only at 600psi at this time.) On this pre planned Beer run to furnish the advit drinkers that that are mooching off of me, I run into a buddy of a buddy that was on his way to my house to mooch like the rest of the ricer bastards that they are. Me being the cocky bastard that I-M talks him into a run. (Supercharged RSX type-s with knock off BBS's, K-pro and a 3" back greddy exhaust) I don’t know how the hell I got bamboozled into running him in a 2nd gear roll at 20MPH... (Here comes the bad news)... I give the three beeps... (beep, beep, beeeeeeep) vrooom were off, I look down a my RPM gauge waiting for the sweet joy that awaits me at 3000 RPM's only to look back up to see the WORST emblem ever to be created .... An ACURA badge.:icon22: ...the little fuc4er jumped on me by like 4 cars.... I instantly push the button totally disregarding my 3000 rpm marker. My big bad wolf huffed and puffed and could not blown down the gap that had been created by the light weight pile of crap brought to existence by honduah and powered by the bastards at JACKSON RACING... ultimately I loose the race by 3 cars:eek: .... I tried and tried to put up an argument explaining the PSI on the bottle, his instant power created by f@gson, me being out of my power ban.... but "every body knows a win is a win, if its by a mile or an inch"... I told the guy, to make this a fair race we need to come from a stop and I need to have my bottle warmed but him being the typical ricer he took the cheezy win.... in conclusion we went back to my place argued for a hour or so (he wasn’t entitled to any beer what so ever) and it ended by me kicking him out..... I need a hug guys preferably a BJ..... hold me :(

1) You need writing skills, that gave me a headache reading.

2) You need to run races from speeds that are good for you, LOL @ you agreeing to start down in 2nd gear and him in the middle of 1st!

3) He owned you-fair and square. Cocky without backing it up FTL. Gives Z owners bad names.

your not the boss of me..... here comes the jokes! ... aaaah i can take it!

if i was the rsx, i would have purposely lost if i knew that winning would result in no beer.

agree with alberto!

That's why I don't race on the street, too old, tooo dangerous

ironic looking at his prospec's sig

BJ or HUG----> you need one more option in your poll - neither cause you LOST :)

If you know you could have beaten him, then you should not feel bad. I'm glad I've won every race so far. :) If somebody asked me they want to race, and I'm positive that I cannot beat that person, then I will not race.

Lesson learned, move on. Don't knock the ricer, knock the game :) It just wasn't your night. At least the legendary Acura RSX-Type S wasn't NA and beat you...

i wouldnt take it that seriously man... and i wouldnt let a street race come in between you and your friends. If your so concerned with winning then save up for a built tt and take a driving course.

Your lack of skills is nothing to loose sleep over. Now if it were a contest for lame thread creation, you'd have easily taken him. :icon44:

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this HAS to be a joke. no one can have that many errors and speak english. I've seen OTB people with better writing and grammar skills.

"You get a HUG whether you win or lose... but if you win, you get a BJ too!"

You almost had me? You never had me - you never had your car... Granny shiftin' not double clutchin' like you should. You're lucky that 75 shot of NOS didn't blow the welds on the intake! You almost had me?

Now me and the mad scientist gotta rip apart the block and replace the piston rings you fried!


Ahh another one bites the dust to the legend...

I didn't even read your story, I just voted for BJ.

We don't have any engines, do we Ted?! Do We!?

lol I didn't even read this story either since the topic and poll topic hurt my head. then i looked at the massive block of horribly formatted and undoubtedly poorly written text and voted to give you a hug since it was the gayer of the two.

Huuum.. ok .... alberto......dont let my grammar get in the way of your feelings for me!