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"GF's mom caught me AC Slatering." (hilarious sh1t, literally)
Link to original post: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...t=ac+slatering
Guys this is probably the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my girlfriends house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, My stomache was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC SLatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tommorow. I am so embarassed and I hope my gf doesnt blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out. http://everton.rivals.net/media/gif/...1102400887.gif |
Omg!!!!11!!11
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aaahahahahaha
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thanks for the laugh!
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:huh: :ugh: :rofl:
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Is there a toilet kama sutra that I don't know of?
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Holy sh!t that has got to be some of the funniest sh!t I have read in awhile. |
great! now i know what im gonna be trying hahaha Nice job though
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hahahahhaahahaha
from the site: "Originally Posted by thecooleric Are there any positive benefits to AC Slatering?" |
LMAO AC Slatering!!!!
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Im lost whats the point of doing it??
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lol
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WOW!!
Seems like a lot of effort just to relieve youself. Would love to know what went through the moms mind when she seen such a violation of her personal toliet :) Todd |
that is pretty hilarious, just a question what would make you want to do something like that at your gf's house, i mean its a different story if its your own house. but whatever floats your boat dude hahaha
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BWAHAHAAHHAHAHAH!!!!!1!!q11! That was hilarious! |
kids these days, haha...thats some funny stuff.
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OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now this is the Best thread ever!
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FTW! now if only we could bring back ordering pizza's in class with the morris cell phone... life would be golden!
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hahaha OMG!!! this goes down in the record books of alltime greatest most emberassing $#it stories!!! wow, that sux dude!!!
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You guys know I was only quoting that from the original poster right? Some of the responses make me :confused: .
On another note, I did get to play golf with Mr. Belding (Dennis Haskins) a couple months back at the Charles Barkley celebrity golf tournament up in Glen Allen. Gotta love vendors! He got huuuuuuuuuuuge! And believe it or not, the dude is the biggest perv I've ever met. I won't get into it too much but he was a little too touchy with the beer cart girls and cigar girls at the event. It got a little uncomfortable at times. :icon18: http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k1...4/IMG_0926.jpg |
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