The 350Z's Tricks
 

i have an 03 touringthe unlock button does not work

what do you mean the unlock button doesnt work?

This is the best one: Drive your 03 z like a granny for 2000 miles- you will wear out your front tires and a tranny before your first oil change!

Second best: hold the unlock button on the remote of your 03 z; watch the windows roll down. Then get in the car, roll them back up and admire the nice grease streaks on your windows!

lol. nice... gotta try that first one for sure. :D

This only works on the roadster:

Pressing the following button will drop women's panties.

http://tinypic.com/j98rpc.jpg

when i change gears i immediately ejaculate....true story.

too much info, but i know what you mean

sounds like premature shifting to me... :o

if u hold lock and unlock on the fob, the car goes into silent mode! U can lock the car w/o horn going off.

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when I dump a sh!tload of money on my Z, wala, it looks like a modified z, it goes a bit faster and my living condition gets a bit more painful.

LOL or encourage them to drive toppless too!!

Here is a tip!

If you are going to run someone down going really fast be sure to disable the airbags. The last thing you need is an airbag in your lap when you are trying to make a gettaway! Belive it or not even children can set them off if you are going fast enough.

How many point do you have? :icon18:

The newest scoring shows old lady's (80+) with a walker, blind and their dog to be 375pts. :icon17:

I only have like 85pts so far. Deer, armadillo, piegon, rabbits, and a snake.
Pretty good eating too! :eek:

Just can't make the jump to humans. Lol !!!

Already done....

https://my350z.com/forum/2003-2009-nissan-350z/153211-what-little-or-big-things-did-you-find-out-after-you-purchased-the-z.html

You get a x3 muliplier when you hit the old lady, but leave the walker and dog unscathed.

JAJAJA THATS A GOOD ONE :icon18:

lol! :icon17: sounds like you have a love-hate relationship with your Z? I think it is time for a new ride.

i found that it is possible to have sex in the passenger seat!! yes with another person too, lol. oh ya, and it is possible to fit a 5'10" medium build person in the trunk area, hahhaah. that was funny as all hell. i fit 4 people in my Z, 2 chicks up front and friend in the trunk.