Shamwow-good or bad?

[-Vince-]

Originally Posted by Jay'Z

I just saw boxes of shamwow in cvs and picked one up cause of this thread!!

You'll be saying "Wow" in no time!

Originally Posted by *ICE*

god damn Vince I love you and all but wtf is up with the haircut and the headsets? oh i forgot you from German and most of them have no sense of style and all deaf lol

The headset is an absolute NECESSITY for my work. ShamWow is so good I gotta use both hands.

I'm not German. My last name is Offer.

Originally Posted by stein

lmfao!! Vince, your the man! ShamWow FTMFGDW!!

Thank you good sir!

Originally Posted by *ICE*

can i also masturbate in a rolled up ShamWow?? Would that make it real pussy-like feeling???

Oh hell yeah you can. Cleans up your man chowder AND feels like a vagina!

Originally Posted by Gary C

You may consider yourself a comedian calling members here an a$$holes but
for some reason I don't think it's funny so BUMP for trying to sell your sh!t on our Z forum!
Gary

if you’re a jerk, which I’m starting to think you might be, don’t buy a sham-wow. I don’t even know why I’m telling you not to buy one, because they won’t even let you buy a sham-wow.

I'm not trying to sell anything. It practically sells itself.

And Gary, do you feel special writing your name in blue? I mean you have it in your user name. Are you afraid we're going to forget it by the time we finished reading your post?

Originally Posted by Done Deal DR

This is too much!

Too much ShamWow? Never!

[-Vince-]

Originally Posted by 0jiggy0

Lighten up and get the sand out and replace it with a tampon. The thread is in all good fun. I don't think anyone got offended with the ass hole comment.

Screw tampons, You're throwing your money away. Get a shamwow, roll it up and shove it in Gary's birthing gully.

[gmueip]

Originally Posted by -Vince-

Screw tampons, You're throwing your money away. Get a shamwow, roll it up and shove it in Gary's birthing gully.

Can't believe I missed this thread

[-Vince-]

Maybe I should formally introduce myself to the forum?

[THE_SCHROED]

I vote yes.

[Zstealth]

I smell ShamWar coming! Vince Vs Gary!

[Jay'Z]

Vince, few questions..

Do you drive a Z?

Also what are your mods? Besides the obvious ShamWOW..

[cheshirecat79]

This is the best thread I've read in at least a few months.

Vince, don't ever leave us.

[-Vince-]

Originally Posted by Jay'Z

Vince, few questions..

Do you drive a Z?

Also what are your mods? Besides the obvious ShamWOW..

You know, I'm not really into cars to much. I do not drive a Z.

Originally Posted by cheshirecat79

This is the best thread I've read in at least a few months.

Vince, don't ever leave us.

I won't ever leave yous guys.

[dave079]

best thread ever. we love you vince

[cheshirecat79]

Even if Vince is just a spokesman and probably doesn't get commission or something from sales, I want to buy a Shamwow just to show my appreciation.

Any vendors around here willing to start selling shamwows?

[C5_vette]

Originally Posted by -Vince-

Screw tampons, You're throwing your money away. Get a shamwow, roll it up and shove it in Gary's birthing gully.

LOL

[rock350z]

holy ****, thread starter here, never thought we would have vince grace our presence. very funny stuff.

[rock350z]

hey vince, how did u ever see this thread if u dont drive a z?

[dave079]

I think Vince should get a free Premier Membership just for being Vince. Vince do you own a Z?

[*ICE*]

yea give the man free Premier Membership for introduce us to the GREATEST thing in the world since Family Guy lol

[-Vince-]

Originally Posted by dave079

best thread ever. we love you vince

Glad to be here!

Originally Posted by cheshirecat79

Even if Vince is just a spokesman and probably doesn't get commission or something from sales, I want to buy a Shamwow just to show my appreciation.

Any vendors around here willing to start selling shamwows?

Get it right here.
https://www.shamwow.com

Originally Posted by rock350z

holy ****, thread starter here, never thought we would have vince grace our presence. very funny stuff.

I'm all about some Shamwow.

Originally Posted by rock350z

hey vince, how did u ever see this thread if u dont drive a z?

Cleaning and Detailing forum? If Shamwow was mentioned it had to be in here.

Originally Posted by dave079

I think Vince should get a free Premier Membership just for being Vince. Vince do you own a Z?

Thanks Dave! But no, I don't own a Z.

[Jay'Z]

Vince do u own shamwow the company?

[Hraesvelg]

Good lawd! How did I miss this gem of a thread?

[JAM3Z]

If I call you in the next ten minutes, will you hook me up with some free Mini Sham-wows?