ok so ive had my car in my garage for about a week now just because im slowly working on a stereo install and a couple other instails. the brids cat get it in there, at least i thought.

I had been working on removing the front bumper to instail my zr3's and smoke my reflectors. all this work got me thursty so i went in side for a quick drink, grabed the can of pop and went back out.

i had only been gone maybe 30seconds, i open the door and see some dumb bird flying circles above my car. the door to my Z's side was closed but the other side was open, the bird quickly flew over to the other side and fled the seen of the crime. i didnt think much of it till i saw my passenger door . a good foot and a half of poo was running down the side . i was like "wtf, a bird flew in my garage just to poop on my car." that was it, i grabed my gun. (i live in the country..ohio woooot) and shot the hell out of the next five birds i saw . a dove..robben..sparo...robben.. and some other bird i could not tell what it was because i shot it like five times before i got close enough to tell, plus i dont know my birds that well. any way i dont think i shot the bird that pooped on my car, but im sure it got the message.

 

mmmmmmkkkkaaayyy

 

hahahaha thats great...

 

don't know what to reply to ....the mad bird boomer....or the serial bird killer from Ohio. Speechless....hmmmm......well I can say...I'm sure that won't be the last time you scrape bird poo off your car. You definitly made the bird gods angry.

 

hahahahaha ohio

 

ya well im not stopen for them in the road next time ive already had to remove two from my grill. the first one i didnt find until i found the source of the mysterious smell my garage had for about a week

 

Do you work at the post office?

 

lol. hahaha. i laughed for a good minute when i read that. but to answer your question, no. but i will proably end up there one of these days, and well lets just hope all the mail has the proper addresses. or

good thing i dont have road rage

 

>> the brids cat get it in there, at least i thought.

The Bridish are coming, the Bridish are coming!

 

Wow! And I thought I hated birds. They always fly over me like I have a landing strip or a bulls eye on my head when I'm on a smoke break @ work. It's okay, like usher says, "Just let it burn."

 

Hahaha, this is one of the funniest post. Shot any holes in your garage?

 

Something about this thread just makes me want to do a Drew Carey "OooohiiiOooooo."

 

Its good you did that. Damn birds deserved it.

 

It's funny you mention that. I was shopping for a Z today and they had a Z in the parking lot - It looked as if the birds declared holy Jihad on this poor Z. I couldnt tell if it was silver, or some other new nissan color I haven't seen yet...hahaha

 

Zmespeed = tick, tick, tick, tick tick

 

Birds only like to leave their droppings on shiny black cars when they are new and nice and clean.

 

your pathetic. you killed five birds just bc you found bird **** on your car. get a life....

 

mAN....u didn't have to shoot the doves! $RT#@@# sigh what is this world coming to? driving in the city i wish i could kill all the pigeons without ppl sayin or doing anything but i'd leave the doves alone

 

i didnt know it was a dove at the distance i shot it at but i when i got closer i found out. i think it was sitting on a nest

 

dam right, btw im the devil
i might also me spider man i dont know