your Z is not SAFE! the birds will find you and poop alll over you, this is why.
04-15-2005, 06:15 PM
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your Z is not SAFE! the birds will find you and poop alll over you, this is why.
ok so ive had my car in my garage for about a week now just because im slowly working on a stereo install and a couple other instails. the brids cat get it in there, at least i thought.
I had been working on removing the front bumper to instail my zr3's and smoke my reflectors. all this work got me thursty so i went in side for a quick drink, grabed the can of pop and went back out.
i had only been gone maybe 30seconds, i open the door and see some dumb bird flying circles above my car. the door to my Z's side was closed but the other side was open, the bird quickly flew over to the other side and fled the seen of the crime. i didnt think much of it till i saw my passenger door
. a good foot and a half of poo was running down the side 
. i was like "wtf, a bird flew in my garage just to poop on my car." that was it, i grabed my gun. 
(i live in the country..ohio woooot) and shot the hell out of the next five birds i saw 
. a dove..robben..sparo...robben.. and some other bird i could not tell what it was because i shot it like five times before i got close enough to tell, plus i dont know my birds that well. any way i dont think i shot the bird that pooped on my car, but im sure it got the message. 
I had been working on removing the front bumper to instail my zr3's and smoke my reflectors. all this work got me thursty so i went in side for a quick drink, grabed the can of pop and went back out.
i had only been gone maybe 30seconds, i open the door and see some dumb bird flying circles above my car. the door to my Z's side was closed but the other side was open, the bird quickly flew over to the other side and fled the seen of the crime. i didnt think much of it till i saw my passenger door
. a good foot and a half of poo was running down the side . i was like "wtf, a bird flew in my garage just to poop on my car." that was it, i grabed my gun. (i live in the country..ohio woooot) and shot the hell out of the next five birds i saw . a dove..robben..sparo...robben.. and some other bird i could not tell what it was because i shot it like five times before i got close enough to tell, plus i dont know my birds that well. any way i dont think i shot the bird that pooped on my car, but im sure it got the message.
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04-15-2005, 06:40 PM
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don't know what to reply to ....the mad bird boomer....or the serial bird killer from Ohio. Speechless....hmmmm......well I can say...I'm sure that won't be the last time you scrape bird poo off your car. You definitly made the bird gods angry.
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ya well im not stopen for them in the road next time ive already had to remove two from my grill. the first one i didnt find until i found the source of the mysterious smell my garage had for about a week
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Originally Posted by SunsetZ33
Do you work at the post office? 
good thing i dont have road rage
04-15-2005, 08:47 PM
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Wow! And I thought I hated birds. They always fly over me like I have a landing strip or a bulls eye on my head when I'm on a smoke break @ work. It's okay, like usher says, "Just let it burn." 
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It's funny you mention that. I was shopping for a Z today and they had a Z in the parking lot - It looked as if the birds declared holy Jihad on this poor Z. I couldnt tell if it was silver, or some other new nissan color I haven't seen yet...hahaha
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Originally Posted by zmespeed
i grabed my gun. (i live in the country..ohio woooot) and shot the hell out of the next five birds i saw . a dove..robben..sparo...robben.. and some other bird i could not tell what it was because i shot it like five times before i got close enough to tell, plus i dont know my birds that well. any way i dont think i shot the bird that pooped on my car, but im sure it got the message.
(i live in the country..ohio woooot) and shot the hell out of the next five birds i saw . a dove..robben..sparo...robben.. and some other bird i could not tell what it was because i shot it like five times before i got close enough to tell, plus i dont know my birds that well. any way i dont think i shot the bird that pooped on my car, but im sure it got the message. 
get a life....
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mAN....u didn't have to shoot the doves! $RT#@@# sigh what is this world coming to? driving in the city i wish i could kill all the pigeons without ppl sayin or doing anything but i'd leave the doves alone
i think it was sitting on a nest 
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Originally Posted by ZZZealous007
your pathetic. you killed five birds just bc you found bird **** on your car. get a life....
get a life....
i might also me spider man
i dont know 