GF vs Z
Originally Posted by kamz
This is definitely a tough one. Obviously the Z can't give you what she can, but then again, you can probably get that elsewhere too.
Girl VS The Z
___________
1) The Z screams when you want it to, gf just screams.
2) Like cuddling with the girl? Well then you should have leather with heat ..they do the same.
3) The gf draws guys' attention, the Z draws girls' attention
4) Bodywork on a Z is cheap in comparsion to the bodywork on the gf
5) Both require expensive shoes
6) When you turn the wheel left on a Z it goes left, you never know where the hell a gf is going.
7) Weight reduction on a z is fairly easy, the gf well... thats a different story.
8) Z rubber is a lil more $$$ than gf rubbers.
9) The Z will never ask you to watch girlie movies, clean your fingernails, or make baby Z's.
10) Z+yourself =hot girlS, hot girl ( being singular ) + yourself = one boring time!
This is the way I feel, call me shallow but I like to think of myself as a realist!
Enjoy!
___________
1) The Z screams when you want it to, gf just screams.
2) Like cuddling with the girl? Well then you should have leather with heat ..they do the same.
3) The gf draws guys' attention, the Z draws girls' attention
4) Bodywork on a Z is cheap in comparsion to the bodywork on the gf
5) Both require expensive shoes
6) When you turn the wheel left on a Z it goes left, you never know where the hell a gf is going.
7) Weight reduction on a z is fairly easy, the gf well... thats a different story.
8) Z rubber is a lil more $$$ than gf rubbers.
9) The Z will never ask you to watch girlie movies, clean your fingernails, or make baby Z's.
10) Z+yourself =hot girlS, hot girl ( being singular ) + yourself = one boring time!
This is the way I feel, call me shallow but I like to think of myself as a realist!
Enjoy!
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From: phoenix, aZ
I'm all for the Z, but if she looks anything like 350Zephyr's avatar...then burn the Z! Wait, did I say that? Ok just sell the Z.
I actually did research to find out who that was in your avatar, 350. Some brazilian model, forgot her name by now...but one word will suffice: Perfect.
I actually did research to find out who that was in your avatar, 350. Some brazilian model, forgot her name by now...but one word will suffice: Perfect.
Originally Posted by valdeztke
Girl VS The Z
___________
1) The Z screams when you want it to, gf just screams.
2) Like cuddling with the girl? Well then you should have leather with heat ..they do the same.
3) The gf draws guys' attention, the Z draws girls' attention
4) Bodywork on a Z is cheap in comparsion to the bodywork on the gf
5) Both require expensive shoes
6) When you turn the wheel left on a Z it goes left, you never know where the hell a gf is going.
7) Weight reduction on a z is fairly easy, the gf well... thats a different story.
8) Z rubber is a lil more $$$ than gf rubbers.
9) The Z will never ask you to watch girlie movies, clean your fingernails, or make baby Z's.
10) Z+yourself =hot girlS, hot girl ( being singular ) + yourself = one boring time!
This is the way I feel, call me shallow but I like to think of myself as a realist!
Enjoy!
___________
1) The Z screams when you want it to, gf just screams.
2) Like cuddling with the girl? Well then you should have leather with heat ..they do the same.
3) The gf draws guys' attention, the Z draws girls' attention
4) Bodywork on a Z is cheap in comparsion to the bodywork on the gf
5) Both require expensive shoes
6) When you turn the wheel left on a Z it goes left, you never know where the hell a gf is going.
7) Weight reduction on a z is fairly easy, the gf well... thats a different story.
8) Z rubber is a lil more $$$ than gf rubbers.
9) The Z will never ask you to watch girlie movies, clean your fingernails, or make baby Z's.
10) Z+yourself =hot girlS, hot girl ( being singular ) + yourself = one boring time!
This is the way I feel, call me shallow but I like to think of myself as a realist!
Enjoy!
The above only applies when one associates with the caliber of girl Juan avails himself to.
We don't all abide by those standards
for example...
1. I never scream. I leave that for his mother
2. Cuddling with sticky leather does not compare to the smoothness of a woman
3. Hot chicks draw attention from men AND women (clearly jaun has never been with anyone like that)
4. body work on my Z costs the same as body work on your Z
5. I wear flip flops, I rather buy my Z the expensive shoes
6. Juan not knowing where the gf is going stems from a lack of handling on YOUR part. Get it together and be a man!
7. Juan...I told you to keep away from the fat teenagers
8. How is this point a plus? Not well thought out.
9. seriously...who do you go out with?!
10. Juan, you know you will never even get with a hot girl so why speculate?
hahaha
Haha very funny. I may have trouble from time to time with relationships, Ill give you that ...but I don’t think you are in ANY position to criticize others' relationship standards or situations when you yourself from what I understand have done an outstanding job thus far with them [relationships].
:P
so I take it the "flip-flop" comment isnt in reference to the Hot Infiniti rims you are rocking?
hehe You crack me up babe , but ya know we luvs ya ...
:P
so I take it the "flip-flop" comment isnt in reference to the Hot Infiniti rims you are rocking?
hehe You crack me up babe , but ya know we luvs ya ...
With girls; bored = psycho 
Aww can you not find any person to subdue your unappeasable thirst for mentally stimulating dialogue and bedroom fulfillment ...you poor poor thing.
Not it!
Aww can you not find any person to subdue your unappeasable thirst for mentally stimulating dialogue and bedroom fulfillment ...you poor poor thing.
Not it!
the flip flop comment was in reference to what I WOULD spend money on - if I had it.
I know these abstract theorectical principles are difficult for you to grasp
and yes, this is all in fun. I thought you would get a giggle out of it.
btw. thanks to chris again for the loaner wheels. hHpefully falken did ship my rims last week.
I know these abstract theorectical principles are difficult for you to grasp
and yes, this is all in fun. I thought you would get a giggle out of it.
btw. thanks to chris again for the loaner wheels. hHpefully falken did ship my rims last week.
Originally Posted by valdeztke
With girls; bored = psycho
Aww can you not find any person to subdue your unappeasable thirst for mentally stimulating dialogue and bedroom fulfillment ...you poor poor thing.
Not it!
Aww can you not find any person to subdue your unappeasable thirst for mentally stimulating dialogue and bedroom fulfillment ...you poor poor thing.
Not it!
And why is that?
Can't keep up?
and did you mean unsatiable?
Uh .. a laugh maybe , I know with the wearing of pink and all you would expect a giggle , but giggle I will not!
lol
Yeah I cant wait till you get those wheels ..maybe then your car wont look soo blaaaa.
lol
Yeah I cant wait till you get those wheels ..maybe then your car wont look soo blaaaa.
Last edited by valdeztke; May 16, 2005 at 11:15 AM.
Originally Posted by JP_WRX
I'm all for the Z, but if she looks anything like 350Zephyr's avatar...then burn the Z! Wait, did I say that? Ok just sell the Z.
I actually did research to find out who that was in your avatar, 350. Some brazilian model, forgot her name by now...but one word will suffice: Perfect.
I actually did research to find out who that was in your avatar, 350. Some brazilian model, forgot her name by now...but one word will suffice: Perfect.
If that was the case, I'd be shopping for high end wheels like Trek and Murray.
In reality though, i'd probably just keep the car. lol
Plenty of girls that look like her here in California.
It's finding a non-snob with a personality that is the tough part.
