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Old Mar 11, 2006 | 03:30 PM
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Ohh no..... this is going to get ugly.
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Old Mar 11, 2006 | 03:32 PM
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DAMNIT! I cut the red wire you told me to cut but I was leaning on the fender with my crotch and now my ***** are burned REALLY REALLY bad.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE ME A RIDE TO THE HOSPITAL? MY CAR WON'T START!
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Old Mar 11, 2006 | 03:34 PM
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And people said Jvanquish had gotten better after he changed his name to Bee Ess Pee.
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Old Mar 11, 2006 | 03:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Netko350Z
Ohh no..... this is going to get ugly.
No no, I have a great deal of restraint.


Originally Posted by TheProfessional
DAMNIT! I cut the red wire you told me to cut but I was leaning on the fender with my crotch and now my ***** are burned REALLY REALLY bad.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE ME A RIDE TO THE HOSPITAL? MY CAR WON'T START!
That is funny as Fukk. I actually started laughing (quite the accomplishment since i have no vocal cords)
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Old Mar 11, 2006 | 03:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Bee Ess Pee
Step 1. Acclerate
Step 2. Left foot braking
Step 3. Turn in
Step 4. Tap the throttle
Step 5. Kick the tail out
Step 6. Opposite lock
Step 7. Exit the corner
Step 8. Wave to the crowd
Step 9. Pick a girl from the crowd and ask her out to dinner
Step 10. Rinse and repeat

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Damn it, I tried the above-mentioned steps, but all I got was the following:

Step 1. Acclerate
Step 2. Left foot braking
Step 3. Turn in
Step 4. Tap the throttle
Step 5. Kick the tail out
Step 6. Opposite lock
Step 7. Exit the corner
Step 8. Slam the curb
Step 9. Wave to the crown Victoria
Step 10. Z picked up by Tow truck, me picked up by Crown Victoria
Step 11. Pay bail and repeat....
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Old Mar 11, 2006 | 04:44 PM
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Originally Posted by USN HM 350Z
Thanks for reading the WHOLE thread before posting zpak.
Sorry. Read too quickly, missed some stuff. My bad. But, yeah, like calm down, eh?
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Old Mar 11, 2006 | 11:07 PM
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LMAO!!!

Just when I thought JVan has changed for the better, a post this retarded appears...
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Old Mar 11, 2006 | 11:30 PM
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Originally Posted by nitrouz
LMAO!!!

Just when I thought JVan has changed for the better, a post this retarded appears...
Yeah, some new leaf he turned over.
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Old Mar 12, 2006 | 02:39 AM
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Yes BSP, rear wheel drive conveyance owns all forms of transportation. The only change I would make to your 10 point list is number 9. Change dinner -> f*ck and you've got it made. Because any woman who likes to see a car go sideways isn't really smart enough to take to dinner.
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Old Mar 12, 2006 | 09:34 AM
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Originally Posted by zillinois
The only change I would make to your 10 point list is number 9. Change dinner -> f*ck and you've got it made. Because any woman who likes to see a car go sideways isn't really smart enough to take to dinner.
BSP doesn't f*ck, he makes love to men.
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Old Mar 12, 2006 | 10:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Hraesvelg
BSP doesn't f*ck, he makes love to men.

Are you in love then Hraes????
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Old Mar 12, 2006 | 10:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Hraesvelg
BSP doesn't f*ck, he makes love to men.
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Old Mar 12, 2006 | 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Hraesvelg
BSP doesn't f*ck, he makes love to men.

Brokeback Autocross??
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Old Mar 12, 2006 | 12:23 PM
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Originally Posted by cessna
Are you in love then Hraes????
No, I'm a giver.
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Old Mar 12, 2006 | 12:23 PM
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Originally Posted by zillinois
Brokeback Autocross??

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Old Mar 12, 2006 | 12:28 PM
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im lost....
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Old Mar 12, 2006 | 12:56 PM
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Do I smell a photochop coming on? Welcome to Wyoming, Jvan!


Last edited by Mike Wazowski; Mar 12, 2006 at 12:58 PM.
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Old Mar 12, 2006 | 01:08 PM
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lol....
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Old Mar 12, 2006 | 01:58 PM
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Doooo itttttttttttt!!!!
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Old Mar 12, 2006 | 02:56 PM
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*Warning the gayness level of this thread and the OP has gone off the charts*
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