Butterfly, baton and a gun?

 

^^^^^ midlife crisis..... insecurities... obsession with killin no idea...

 

Hey, do me a favor...make a sound like a sheep and say "Baaaaa". For those of us who have gotten a drunk guys tire iron through the window before, I doubt we'd be caught off guard again.

1. Passport 8500
2. 2 expandable ASP batons (they fit beautifully in the side seat pockets)
3. Kabar tactical knife
4. Ipod
5. Spare change of clothes
6. 1911 .45 mounted behind the passenger seat (yes i have a ccw for that)

 

reg and insurance
sunglasses
bottle of water
coins
exhaust silencer
map
kleenex
cds

 

Oh this one is easy.

6 quarts of oil next to the spare tire.

 

1. Condoms
2. A Gun
3. Gum
4. Shami
5. Quick Detailer
6. **** load of CD's

 

I'm all for protecting oneself, but seriously how many weapons do you need? Two batons? One for each hand I imagine. I'd be good with just that .45 behind the seat.

 

exedrin
lighter + glass
3 microfiber cloths + quick detailing spray
bottle of water [for cleaning, not drinking]
tire pressure gauge
box of tissues

 

Did somebody already mention condoms?

If so more condoms.

Tony

 

cell phone
extra pair of combat boots
Improved ballistic armor vest
ACH (replacement of the old kevlar helmets)
wet weather gear
and during winter, extra cold weather gear

 

Girl+Gun=Sexy

 

haha, batons and a handgun.


see, i told you guys that certain situations call for weapons!!!



let's see how much HP i would need to drive with armored plating

 

Guns. You almost never need them.
But when you need them you really need them.

 

quick detailer
microfiber towels
large mag light (doubles as defense)
gum
sunshade

 

i see you're an army medic but jesus, is there a war raging on deep in the woods of tennessee that the rest of the nation isn't aware of?

[]

 

No Nos & Stickers?
Always keep Addidas shoes in the spider net when parked at work. Change from my Kenneth Coles to my Addidas before getting behind the wheel.
I look kinda silly at work though when I forget to change shoes. Guy in a dress shirt and khakis wearing Addidas Turanzas.

 

when I used to be a hardcore airsofter, here's what I usually had in my SUV for the games:

(1) M249 SAW
(4) M4A1 rifles
(3) MP5 rifles
(2) AK47 rifles
(1) m203 grenade launcher
(3) 1911 pistols
(2) H&K USP pistols (all silenced)
(2) Beretta 92F Pistols
(2) Remington 700 sniper rifles
(5) Blackhawk Vests
(1) Ranger Body Armor vest (replica plates)
(2) Helmets
(4) Goggles
(?!) Mags for the rifles and pistols

also were gloves, elbow pads, knee pads, NVGs, mouth gaurds, walkie talkies, etc.

now that was some firepower!!! well, airsoft firepower

 

bazooka
grenades
beretta
ak47
hoes
*****es

 

Power inverter.
burned CDs.
Regular CD caselogic case.
my lugs for my stock wheels (too lazy to remove em).
spare change.
meguiars quick detailer.

 

this thread scares me, knowing that there really are so many people that drive around with guns in their cars [assuming you've all told the truth]...i dont even know if that's legal in cali.... is it?

...reminds me of that offspring song, bad habit
'Hey man you know I'm really okay
The gun in my hand will tell you the same
But when I'm in my car
Don't give me no crap
Cause the slightest thing and I just might snap

When I go driving I stay in my lane
But getting cut off makes me insane
I open the glove box
Reach inside
I gonna wreck this ****er's ride
...
Well they say the road's a dangerous place
If you flip me off I'm the danger you'll face
You drive on my ***
Your foot's on the gas
And your next breath is your last
...
Drivers are rude
Such attitudes
But when I show my piece
Complaints cease
Something's odd
I feel like I'm God
You stupid dumb**** goddam MOTHER****ER!

I open the glove box
Reach inside
I'm gonna wreck this ****er's ride
...