It was my dad's cousin's engagement party and the people there were 17-26ish... some of us were drinking and my cousin I haven't seen in a long time wanted to take my car for a drive. She says she hasn't been drinking and I trusted her because I havent seen her hold a cup the whole night. I gave her the keys, she started to back up in inches and all of a sudden... I just turned into a bobblehead. She slammed on the brakes and I was like WTF!! She kept telling me it was just because she slammed the brakes. She drive it only to 2nd the whole time (I expected her to redline the mf... girls who drive fast are hot) We got back and the people in the car behind us said she felt a bump and I checked my bumper and theres this tiny hairline scratch!!!!!

IM SO PISSED!!! It's only a 5 dollar fix but im still pissed!

ps 300th post

 

 

are you trying to say that you're horny for your cousin??

EDIT::damn you ching you beat me to it....

 

rofl!! i hope not.

 

 

that's kinda nasty.

 

Yeah, that's definitely how I read that. His cousin was driving his car, and he wanted her to drive it fast because it makes him horny. Wow. File this under things you SHOULDN'T post.

 

I should have put my flame suit on. I think it's hot when girls drive fast. Its not like I got a hard on after she drove.. She was doing 2k rpm on 2nd gear (basically like granny)

 

Since it would be absurd to be pissed about a 5 dollar scratch, you must be pissed that your cousin didn't put out after you let her drive your car.

 

Would that be a second cousin? Is that legal in the state of Washington?

 

actually it is legal there LOL

 

Karma...remember when u made fun of someone getting keyed? thats good that its not bad

 

so is your cousin hot?

Pics???

 

 

and what does this have to do with being a girl?

I've seen my fair share of guys who are useless behind the wheel too!

 

what do you mean by useless?? Theres only 2 uses for a car. To get from point A to point b.. and to attract a lot attention left and right

 

i just wanna know if his cousin is hott... and if she made it up to him for the scratch??

 

o-sh!+ you started something with all the z ladies

 

The moral of this story is don't let someone drive your car if you don't implicitly trust their driving ability.

 

I normally don't start ****.