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Old Oct 20, 2006 | 12:28 PM
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Your ten minutes is over a long time ago . . . (that's probably what the hooker said to him)
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Old Oct 20, 2006 | 12:29 PM
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Did it involve opening the fuel door?
I'm not sure that would be a good fuel additive.
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Old Oct 20, 2006 | 12:31 PM
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he fisted a hooker and her mom for $.99 ?
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Old Oct 20, 2006 | 12:54 PM
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It's been an hour, will u just post them
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Old Oct 20, 2006 | 12:56 PM
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PICS OR BAN!!!
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Old Oct 20, 2006 | 12:58 PM
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Better be soon...
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Old Oct 20, 2006 | 12:59 PM
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Old Oct 20, 2006 | 01:08 PM
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Ok ok..Here's the story. And Yes it has everything to do with my love life - coz these are the two things i love the most in my life.

My car will play the male (tarzan) role here, and the bike (jane) shall play the b**** in this story .

As i was sitting in my patio, i noticed Tarzan and Jane staring at each other. I quitely hid and got my camera out - just in case they started to do something other then the usual (for you pervets!)



Tarzan..


Jane..


They both make sure nobody is around, and make their move..


They Get Closer..


Tarzan gets horny, and takes his DuDu out..


Jane gets EVEN closer..


Tarzan can't control it and gets a big bulge (left ball )..


Jane steps back to left him fully erect!..


Look at tiny *****..


All of a Sudden Tarzan's DuDu grows even bigger..



Umm...Yummy...!


Jane's like Holy FaCk!





Jane can't take it any more and jumps on..


At full suck..


Finally Tarzan explodes..


And gives birth to..(Yes i know Tarzan was male - but my story! )..


Yes #46- the birth of Rossi..


Yes Fellaz..I have alot of time on my hands nowadays.. ..but let me assure you i am perfectly normal ..

Hope you guys enjoyed the story of my love life..




PS: For all those interested in the hitch, you can pm me and i'll explain the procedure. This is not a prototype, it is easily available through UHAUL and will run you less then $300 if the guy knows how to do it. Me and my buddy did this ourselves within 3 hours. It required no cutting at all (but leaves a bulge in the bumper). The bulge can be taken care of my cutting the bumper but i decide not to do that. I'd rather have a bulge, so when i sell my car, i can take the hitch off and bumper will go back to place - not effecting the value of the car at all.

I know what alot of you are thinking - Holy Crap, he's an idiot. A 350z and towing a bike?! But guys, i love the Z and can't afford another car. Plus the Z has more torque then the North American Car of the Year 2006 Honda Ridgeline. 275 Vs. 245ish..

On top of that it's rear wheel drive - so the car is being pushed, while the trailer is being pulled. A perfect 50/50 combo. Unlike the other Sports car that are FWD, that have to Pull the car and also pull the trailer, a big No-No!

For any questions,comments,concerns,prayers,hate or love - please pm me.
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Old Oct 20, 2006 | 01:09 PM
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..interesting........can't wait for all the comments on this one.

Last edited by deezz; Oct 20, 2006 at 01:19 PM.
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Old Oct 20, 2006 | 01:12 PM
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Lame.
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Old Oct 20, 2006 | 01:12 PM
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By the way..this is a Class 1 Hitch. And can tow upto 1500 lbs, with a tongue weight of 150 lbs. (Which are underestimated in my opinion.)
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Old Oct 20, 2006 | 01:15 PM
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gay
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Old Oct 20, 2006 | 01:19 PM
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you have too much time on your hands
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Old Oct 20, 2006 | 01:20 PM
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Fruitcake!
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Old Oct 20, 2006 | 01:22 PM
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You are an idiot!
Not just for making this thread but for also putting a tow hitch on your Z. Just as dumb as the morons w/ Corvettes who go to Home Depot and get bags of concrete and 4x4" fence posts.
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Old Oct 20, 2006 | 01:22 PM
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I understand why some of you might call it "Gay" or "Lame"...

But this really should be helpful for anyone who really drives their car as sports car (AutoXing), so they can carry their tires with em and tools to the track.

Or people who just want to make the Z more productive by towing a bike or light stuff.

If your rich and can afford a Truck and a nice car like a Z..then yes i understand the Gay or Lame comments..

its ok guys..it really is
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Old Oct 20, 2006 | 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted by DavesZ#3
I really don't want to get naked with you or see you naked, unless you are 1) female, 2) hot.

I don't know if we can bear the stress of waiting all day for your followup. The pictures better be good, otherwise I will bear the responsibility of deleting this unbearable thread and banning you.
What i get fro mthis is that you either have to be a female -OR- hot.
Does this not disturb anyone else here??
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Old Oct 20, 2006 | 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Brocken
You are an idiot!
Not just for making this thread but for also putting a tow hitch on your Z. Just as dumb as the morons w/ Corvettes who go to Home Depot and get bags of concrete and 4x4" fence posts.
that's funny...cause I saw a guy in a brand new Z06 picking up something from Lowe's the other day.
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Old Oct 20, 2006 | 01:31 PM
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Actually, I have no problem with what you did with the hitch. The 'lame' remark was more in reference to how you kept us all waiting all day, for . . . this. I mean, if I'm going to wait all day, I want to see ***** or something, man! Or at least a hot chick sprawled out all over your hood or something!
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Old Oct 20, 2006 | 01:33 PM
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... .... .... .... .... wow .... .... .... .... ...
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