Okay, you know after your done washing your car, and then waxing it, and making it perfect right.

Well it seems that I have this problem after Im all done, I kinda just stand there and stare at my car, and just amazed by its beauty and grace, Im not sure how long but I just stare at it and think that im very lucky to have such a beautiful car Then like your wife, girlfriend, friend, roomate or whatever comes up and goes WTF are you doing.... Are you mental or something? And it totally ruins your mojo. HEHEHEH But you do it everytime your wash/wax your Z. Anyone else have this problem?

 

LOL, uhm I do the same thing sometimes, wife thinks I am nuts!

 

same here

 

Well from the sounds of it.. She is a ***** dump her and get something better.. If you dont want to go that route buy her a shiny bobble that she can look at when she is in the car or in the house other then that she should be at tanning place or gym. The bobble can be a fancy louis vuitton purse or some jewellry. This will keep your woman happy and uninterested in what you do on the side. If you want this to work real well date a wealthy chick, a model or go for the house of pain and date a stripper. What ever one you go with get one with big ***** and blond hair and some new pumped up lips. Make sure she looks good doesnt mind lipo and is a ***** in the bed room.. Other wise just be happy..


I am not a relationship expert nor do I try to be. Now go back and bang her some more for her stupid lame comment!!!!!!

 

lol...YES...I see I'm not alone....

Actually, I try not to let other people see me cleaning the Z Car..For some reason, I seem to get this feeling of jealousy coming from passers by (maybe I'm fooling my self lol)...I only wash her when the car wash is less crowded or at night..(this way, I can marvel at my car in private without looking like an obsessed jerk)

 

Yes that is somewhat of a useless post but it made me laugh! lol

 

yep. I have that problem every time. I know the neighbors think Im psycho, because I spend all this money on products and time cleaning the car.

 

completely agree. As much as i love to show off my car, wash time is a personal thing between me and the Z. i mean ill go during the day if i have to for the coin operated handwash just down the block, but my favorite time is after about 11. its open 24 hours a day, with full lighting. So i can really get in, take my time, and ensure that everything is clean and done properly.

 

Sorry I didn't see this thread earlier. I've been in the garage for the past 3 hours. Time to go back.

 

actually the more i look at the more i pick out imperfections lol

 

I think I'm worse. After I clay barred it and did a TON of Zaino..I made the wife come out and look at it with me.

 

My former roommate and I used to sit out in our garage and stare at our racebikes... two Gixxer 600's and two 750's.

 

Awww like looking at a sleeping child I tell ya! I do it all the time. My washroom opens into the garage and the door has glass panes. Everytime I go past I stare and speak to my Z. Ahhhh.....washing her is erotic at best.

 

 

I knew it, I'm not crazy.....well, sort of.

 

I can't do that now. All I can think of is how it's going to get dirty in the first 3 miles from the sand, dirt, rain, snow. But that is the type of spring fever I'm looking forward to.

 

Ive got people asking me why do i always wax the car? It seems that whenever they see me, im always cleaning the z. I tell them that this is my habitual forming and appreciation of my car is to show that they are always clean. In addition to this, i rarely workout at the gym and this is another way for me to break a sweat instead of going to the gym. My car is my second house because im always there when i go out on any given day...so it must be clean at all times just like how you live day to day

It does not matter what kind of car do you have but if the car is dirty, they look bad on any corner and any day!!!!

 

Stop staring at your car and wash mine.

 

Well at least now I know it's not just me. Hell... I can't get out of it and walk away from it without turning back to stare. And washing it is like... IMHO... Giving the hottest woman you can imagine a spongebath.

 

I notice you said former. Did you guys break up? Bro-rape or something?