To begin the story...some background info.

I live in a small town in Tennessee...where the locals either are the "Give you their own shirt off their back" type OR "Wouldn't **** on you if you were burning" type.


Well, on a small lunch detour I met one of the latter in my new 350z.


I had just gotten lunch for my coworkers and was driving to the local park to enjoy the nice weather we have been having lately...when I notice some new road construction ahead and I needed to merge.
So I slid in front of a truck going about 20mph and thought nothing of it...even thought that he was letting me in...most southerners are courteous like that. So I gave him a friendly wave.


THEN I LOOK IN MY MIRROR AND THE DUDE IS IN THE OTHER LANE TRYING TO PASS ME...FLIPPING ME OFF THE WHOLE WAY.

I look and I have about 50 yards before I have to turn so...I basically floor it and slide in to the drive...my drift sends all three drinks (remember I got everyone's lunch) in a mad spiral...spattering all over my pristine floor.


So I park, hand the stuff to my coworkers and start cleaning when I hear the dude honking his horn...and yelling F--- C---Sucker repeatedly while reving his 80s model ford truck with a rebel flag tag (no joke)

I kindly waved again...and went back to cleaning my car.

He then drives off...only to park about 100 yards away...gets out of his car and continues to yell/slur f--- you c---sucker... while jumping up and down like a caged monkey...waving his middle finger.

I am getting more and more agitated by this point...not to mention all of the children in the park with their parents.

I tell the girls to ignore him...and we start walking towards the picnic tables...when he does the unthinkable....

He moons me LOL and says **** you a--hole and your piece of S--- car...


If I had been in the RSX it would have been over right then and there...VTEC kills instantly you know...


So I get in my car...and what does he do...he runs and jumps in his car and halls *** out of the place...while yelling P----- out of his window.
LMAO!

SO now I have to hide my car at work...since I am the ONLY Z in town...for fear of retaliation from some dumb redneck! Would this have happened to me in my 4runner which had a sticker price ABOVE what my Z is...no...it wouldn't have. This isn't my first run in with rednecks...I am in constant fear of them hurting my car!

They never confront me unless they are in large groups or in a safe place 100 yards away. It is always funny when they say..."If you are so big and tough...get out of your car. When I do they back down...the z hides my 6'3 linebacker frame fairly well. lol

Last thing...
The vanity tag I would get if I thought I could keep an eye on my car 24-7

FUREDNK

Oh well...sorry for the long post but I am a little angry!

 

roflmao! thats a funny *** story! i give u credit for keepin your cool 8) lol i still cant see the redneck nooning u! hahaha u musta been laoughing your *** off! lol

 

if you were in the rsx.....he'd give you money, his sister, his house, and apologize.

 

Must be this same red neck causing another forum member problems. Damn him!

 

LMAO....wow, that was a great story.

i can't believe he mooned you, wow.

props for keeping your cool man, cuz i know it would have been very hard for me to do.

 

LMFAO you got mooned!!!!!! That's the best story this month.
You should have gotten his liscense and gotten some of the parent's of the children to file a lawsiut against him. I am sure that it is illegal to be yelling "f u c k" near women and children. It is in my state.

Edit- you live in TN. I went to UT. It's illegal in TN, for sure. heh.

 

Yes my friends...it was hillarious! Well...other than the threat to the Z...that I cannot ignore...

 

Damn rednecks

 

I never understood the mooning part...people showing their hairy disgusting butt in the public is yuck, it should be embarrassing for them LOL...If I see someone doing that in public I wouldn't stop laughing

 

Where in Tennessee are you sig66. I can't believe you actually got mooned. Thats hilarious.

 

You should burn a GW picture in his front lawn.

 

I was gonna say what an ***...but it probably wasn't

 

ST3PH3N....


Mountain City....


Need I say More?


Hey, you live in JC? I am there every weekend it seems...we need to get a local group started. Then we can roll around and pick on the locals.

 

Sooo true!

 

I've seen a silverstone Z in Elizabethton a few times and me and the driver waved.. Was that you by chance?

 

hahahaha omg. this is a hilarious story. i get scared when people have road rage with me ... and then they start to follow you, that's harassment right there. you were courteous enough to wave your hand saying sorry, and he goes off like that. idiot.