someone egged my car
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someone egged my car
Hey guys I have to tell you guys about something sad that happened to me. I woke up yesterday morning only to see that someone had thrown about a dozen eggs at left side of my Z. Ive had this car for a year and till now...there has been no scratches on this car. And now i have little spots of chipped paint. I hate people who do this kind of stupid stuff. it took me soo long to get all the yolk off. And then it smelled like crap so i had to wash it again. The funny thing was that my sister just bought a 328xi and they threw 1 egg at her car. I was like wtf! I swear if i ever find out who did it....ooOOOOOOOOO grrrrrrrrrrrr
It was *uses breath spray fresher* MEEEE!!!
I hate seeing **** retentive people with spotless cars (also I believe that cars' left sides are a sign of Satan) so I had a few eggs whose expirations date was in a few days so I thought to myself, "Why let them go to waste?" and let my slider and knuckleball do the talking. Pitching arm FTW!
Besides, I did the car a favor. Did you see Rocky where he was drinking eggs as part of his boxing regimen? Your car will grow new muscles in a few weeks and will be able to box Clubber Lang and Ivan Drago at the same time! Money can't buy that kind of POWAAARR!
I hate seeing **** retentive people with spotless cars (also I believe that cars' left sides are a sign of Satan) so I had a few eggs whose expirations date was in a few days so I thought to myself, "Why let them go to waste?" and let my slider and knuckleball do the talking. Pitching arm FTW!
Besides, I did the car a favor. Did you see Rocky where he was drinking eggs as part of his boxing regimen? Your car will grow new muscles in a few weeks and will be able to box Clubber Lang and Ivan Drago at the same time! Money can't buy that kind of POWAAARR!
Originally Posted by GalvatronType_R
It was *uses breath spray fresher* MEEEE!!!
I hate seeing **** retentive people with spotless cars (also I believe that cars' left sides are a sign of Satan) so I had a few eggs whose expirations date was in a few days so I thought to myself, "Why let them go to waste?" and let my slider and knuckleball do the talking. Pitching arm FTW!
Besides, I did the car a favor. Did you see Rocky where he was drinking eggs as part of his boxing regimen? Your car will grow new muscles in a few weeks and will be able to box Clubber Lang and Ivan Drago at the same time! Money can't buy that kind of POWAAARR!
I hate seeing **** retentive people with spotless cars (also I believe that cars' left sides are a sign of Satan) so I had a few eggs whose expirations date was in a few days so I thought to myself, "Why let them go to waste?" and let my slider and knuckleball do the talking. Pitching arm FTW!
Besides, I did the car a favor. Did you see Rocky where he was drinking eggs as part of his boxing regimen? Your car will grow new muscles in a few weeks and will be able to box Clubber Lang and Ivan Drago at the same time! Money can't buy that kind of POWAAARR!
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PPPFFFTTTTT...That's nothing, my daughters 03 Silverado 3500 (she has a horse,ok) got 2 doz eggs, a five pound bag of flour, 2 packs of bologna, and 2 liters of maple syurp. I was in Japan on business but as luck would have it my wife came out to do her 5:30am run and saw the damage. They hosed it off and ran it through the car wash twice then had it detailed. Nothing damaged, the weird thing is last week a house around the corner got the same treatment, and they have no teenagers, just a random act.
Originally Posted by Bludrgntatoo
PPPFFFTTTTT...That's nothing, my daughters 03 Silverado 3500 (she has a horse,ok) got 2 doz eggs, a five pound bag of flour, 2 packs of bologna, and 2 liters of maple syurp. I was in Japan on business but as luck would have it my wife came out to do her 5:30am run and saw the damage. They hosed it off and ran it through the car wash twice then had it detailed. Nothing damaged, the weird thing is last week a house around the corner got the same treatment, and they have no teenagers, just a random act.
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Hey man sorry to hear about the car. but hey Karma will come around and bite them in the @$$!! maybe you should just tie up a nice Dog like a pincher or something like it up next to the car!! 
Originally Posted by Bludrgntatoo
PPPFFFTTTTT...That's nothing, my daughters 03 Silverado 3500 (she has a horse,ok) got 2 doz eggs, a five pound bag of flour, 2 packs of bologna, and 2 liters of maple syurp. I was in Japan on business but as luck would have it my wife came out to do her 5:30am run and saw the damage. They hosed it off and ran it through the car wash twice then had it detailed. Nothing damaged, the weird thing is last week a house around the corner got the same treatment, and they have no teenagers, just a random act.
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I feel your pain. I had some stupid a$$ *****e$ do the same to my 07 a month after I got it. Now, I have paint chips on my drivers side. Didnt you know that your not aloud to have anything nice in this world without someone hating on you? Really gets to me when I talk about it even now.
