still waiting on nudes of "one of the best looking girl friends on this forum"...

 

Good point. Where are the pics of the girl that is the hottest girl here?

If you can't follow through with that, you fail even harder at life...

 

X2 .... It's very simple --Noods or ban!

 

+1000
for sure what is wrong with you?

 

/\ how the F you can get custom avatar if you're not a premier member?

 

sell your car man.. your signature is ****ing funny.. offset? so w/o money are you still a boy?

 

oh.. get rid of ur girl unless she's paying for ur meal.. go join the military.. you need one too.

 

I think Z04 is right.

OP smells of bullshlt.

 

that was entertaining.

 

This has gotta be a troll. Got to be! I mean, the sheer stupidity is one thing, but now the whole "boohoo, you're all so mean I'm contemplating suicide" bit? And the selling of food stamps? Seriously? How can this be anything other than the most entertaining troll to grace this board in recent memory?

Although, on the off chance it's not a troll, we need to consider the possibility to genetically induced fail. That's right, he may not be completely to blame. After all...
Because, were I an adult with a history of good parenting skills, rational thought, and informed decision making, I'd absolutely help my son (who was too stupid to pass a driving test designed only too keep the most brain dead of drivers off the road) obtain a loan for a vehicle that he couldn't legally drive.

As for the whole self-pitying-boo-hoo-I-wanna-die BS...

Stop whining, get a freaking clue, sell the car you can't afford, stop breaking the freaking law, and cut up all of your credit cards before the US government decides to use more of my money to bail out the credit card companies dumb enough to give someone like you a line of credit in the first place!

Too much?

For some reason, when I read this I got this mental picture of Hraesvelg (not that I know WTH he looks like) standing in front of a giant US flag ala Patton, hands folded behind his back, inspiring music playing in the background but slowly rising to a crescendo as he reaches his big end.

 

sell it, get a license, buy a honda.

 

 

If you cannot get through hard times, then quit wasting space on earth.

POWUH go kill yourself.

 

I'm waiting for the "friend" or relative to make a post, informing us the OP has done the deed and won't be visiting us anymore.

 

I'm not deleting it for now. I am reading the entire thing however. It's pretty funny so far....


VO(on page 4)

 

Man.. I'm always late to the party.

OP. Killing yourself over a car? WTF. The gene pool may not need your contribution. Can I bang your GF when you off yourself?

 

I've had those mornings.

Poor doggie . . .

 

 

VO(on page 8)

 

Wow, 13 pages! I'm speechless. What can I say?

Carry on...