Juvenile questions from a proud new owner
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From: Interwebz
Originally Posted by stud_daddy
4. I'm writing from Malaysia. The jungle behind my girlfriend's house has gangs of wild monkeys and they sometimes hang from the roof's and jump on cars. They even sometimes break into the house to steal food from the refrigerator. Not kidding. Since I'm getting a roadster, do you think monkeys jumping on the vinyl top might do any damage? How about my neighbour's cat which I've seen jumping with claws extended on my other cars?
5. If I come across Rosie O'Donnel on the streets of Malaysia, do you think the damage to my 350Z would be substantial if I accidentally ran over her, twice?
(This is a joke, right?...right?)
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From: Malaysia
Originally Posted by trodis
gangs of wild monkeys
(This is a joke, right?...right?)
(This is a joke, right?...right?)
The whole monkey thing I mentioned seems to have stirred up something here in this thread and no one seems to wanna answer my questions. Settle down guys, wild monkeys are pretty common here.....kinda like rattle snakes in Arizona or premium hookers at the republican convention.
So here's like another question if I may......my 350Z doesn't have front or rear splash guards........are they really important? Which prevails over another in terms of importance....front or rear? I find that the rear guards ruins the the nice bubble butt bottom curve when viewed from behind.
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From: Malaysia
Originally Posted by Jgrizzle
I say you put a lift kit on it and put some 22"s. That way you can chase the monkeys down when they flee to the jungle
http://www.toxicjunction.com/get.asp?i=V4697
They can even laugh. Click the link.
Get the **** out of this thread and kill the prime minister of malaysia before its too late. RELAX.
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wheels will fit, why paint the car?
350z is a 350z as far as I know...lug pattern is generic.
wild monkeys'...how big of monkey are we talking? if its a wild spider monkey your top should be fine unless he has a knife. if its a chimp....well....your screwed. I think I'd keep a .22LR close by to take out a few monkeys...but that's just me. or train them to attack others and not you.
speaking of wild spider monkey's with knives...watch out for them when riding w/ top down. They will car jack your butt!
350z is a 350z as far as I know...lug pattern is generic.
wild monkeys'...how big of monkey are we talking? if its a wild spider monkey your top should be fine unless he has a knife. if its a chimp....well....your screwed. I think I'd keep a .22LR close by to take out a few monkeys...but that's just me. or train them to attack others and not you.
speaking of wild spider monkey's with knives...watch out for them when riding w/ top down. They will car jack your butt!
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From: Burke VA
Originally Posted by stud_daddy
what???
And does 350Z + 1st world country + 3rd world mentality = pass???
Punk!
And does 350Z + 1st world country + 3rd world mentality = pass???
Punk!
Originally Posted by stud_daddy
We have very high-tech industries, the tallest buildings and almost everything you have in the US (except Jehovah's Witnesses) and at the same time we have native villages 30 minutes from where all the fun is. Its really the best of both worlds. Love it here.
Laughing trunk monkeys FTMFGDW! :-)
Just **** or fap all over your car every night before beddy time, and it'll keep them pesky laughing monkeys away~
Just **** or fap all over your car every night before beddy time, and it'll keep them pesky laughing monkeys away~
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From: Malaysia
Originally Posted by sir captian
What I am trying to say "stud" is it dosent sound like were you live is a ideal place to own a sports car.So chill out...this thread sucks anyway.
First of all what makes you automatically assume that where I live is a third world country? Do countries outside the US 50 states automatically become 3rd world? If monkeys and villages represent 3rd world countries, then Japan would be one also.
Secondly its demeaning to think that 3rd world countries are not ideal places to own sports cars. There are countless ultra high-tech american electronic factories over here that take advantage of the 3rd world infrastructure.......but when it comes to driving a 350Z its not an ideal place?
You infidels!!
Kidding kidding,.....I'm born again Jewish.
In the coming 2 or 3 weeks i will post pictures some of the 350Zs in my neighbourhood for comment. Will blow your mind, believe me.
I'm sorry this thread sucks. I had questions that's all; didn't realize there were standards to please.
I need my prozac.
Would a trunk monkey help?
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Last edited by gothchick; Sep 5, 2008 at 12:00 PM.