-Check out the quality material they made the interior out of! No scratches whatsoever.

-Blindspot? What blindspot?

-No, that rattling's not coming form the console.

-Take your time getting in! The doors won't crack your shin, I promise.

-Oh you can ride home for the weekend with me, your suitcase will fit in my trunk just fine.

 

Things a z owner will never say;

"Just lost to a stock s2000."

"I should of bought a Honda."

 

 

Never, but i have a nice scar on my forehead where the hatch came down and caught me. So crushed no, hit a few times YES.


I wish my pedals were spaced further apart from the factory.

 

My wife says the car rides more smoothly than her Chevy Impala.

 

Things a z owner will never say;
"I lost to a Mustang...never happen"
"I cant get me gas gauge to work"

 

"I can see everyone in that truck behind me!"

 

"I want to have the Honda"

----but with exception of NSX,& if I do find one for good price....

"Look at all the shitty rattling plastic garbage interior lol"

-----& this **** is so true & all the interior feeling abit of rumbling & noticebly at the gear shift column when rev up to 5.5K to 6k rpm(03 driver here)

"The stock Brembo is shitty as hell since the car are toooo fat"

----so true..no doubt about it.

" & it doesnt look as good as 300ZX Z32!! "

----some of the new gen just hide their feeling to admit about it(but z32 handling is abit worse than z33 which is true as well haha)

 

After changing out rims, while talking to the guy who changed them:
Yeah just put the old ones in the trunk.

Looking at 200+ Lb chick:
Yeah, I'll give you a lift, I got luxury cussioned seats.

What do you have under the hood?
I installed the turbonator.

I never exceeded the speed limit.

My radar detector has never given me a lazer gun warning.

If you drive over the pothole faster, you will not feel it.

I would like to put in a 4 cyl. turboed engine since the turbo + V-tec is better.

 

i LOVE how i can open my center console and shift all in one move.

this street REALLY needs a speed bump

you CAN drift a fwd

why is this honda riding my ***

 

Fwd ftw!

 

"I lost to a honda."
"Women can drive."
"Sure ill take you in my back seat."
"guys I just got it in! In my car!"

 

How about. "Damn that civic with all the stickers and Autozone wing and exhaust just beat my ***"

 

Why yes, this would be a perfect car for a first time driver.

 

Things A 350z Owner Will Never Say:

"I wish I had an automatic"

 

epic

 

Its ok if one of my front lights goes out, it only takes me a min to replace it

 

Bhahaha my friend was driving me around in his before I had one and we stopped next to a Jeep Cherokee SRT8 at a traffic light. My buddy initialized a race and got his *** handed to him. When we pulled up next to him at the following light, my buddy yells to him out the window, "Hey, that thing got a hemi?" The dude laughed and drove off leaving my friend looking like an idiot haha

 

Thank god Nissan had the option for these awesome mudflaps... they really accent my sports car nicely. Now if they would have just thrown in the curb feelers!

 

things ill never admit but know is true..

my car is NOT my friend's 07 911.

Try as i may, it aint happening.