8 Hobo's and counting....

 

pretty much the same as a piece of news i saw a couple of days ago.
links of london
ugg boots

 

A small child.



His fault.

 

Thats 80 points man.

 

A few months ago a re-tread flew off a tractor trailer tire right in front of me in the highway. Did almost $5k in damage.

 

i hit a cat at 5 in the morning on my way to work going bout 80, i looks like someone shot the from passanger side of my z with a cannon, i think i killed all 9 lives of the cat, and i stopped to make sure it was a cat or whatever and it wasnt like a big wild bobcat or anything it was like some lil girls white kitty had a pink ribbon on and everything. smoked it pissed. and in my old z i took a deers head off leaving a metalica concert last november.

 

I wanted to see if it lived. It did, so I put it out of its misery by slowly running it over its neck. Yes, I know thats a little strange.

 

An elephant, it just walked outta the zoo , then blaam . No damages during that accident touch .

 

LOL! You're crazy

 

A possum and a cat. Some other things I dont remember

 

Ive ran over 3 dead racoons within an hour one night.

The worst was driving down a rally stage at a rally america event in the Z and hitting 4-5 inch rocks every 10 feet.

 

haha the same thing happened to me in rush hour traffic. everyone else just drove over but i was a little too low. missed my oil pan by a few inches..no damage at all.

 

Man last summer I just about took out a whole flock twice on separate days. Whipping around a corner and there they are in the road. Man they were dumb, i am sure they got shot.

 

A cat. Night time, driving from home and see a cat crossing the street from the right, so I slowly veered left to a void him. Next thing you know, fcker started running towards my way and then i hear two clunks, he went under both tires. Drove back to look for him and didnt find anything, checked under nothing.... Fckin suicidal cats.

 

lol...not that i can think of .

 

A jackrabbit and a hub cap. The jackrabbit pissed me off because I had to pull its guts out of my fender liner. The hubcap flew off of some POS minivan in traffic at 40MPH, came across three lanes of traffic and locked onto my bumper. Three hours of clay/wax/polish and all the black lines came out, but my front bumper has spider cracks in it now from the impact...

 

I ran over this



so now no one is going to get presents





I ran over a dead cat thinking it would clear under my car.

Next thing I know......thump.....and a horrid smell.

Drove to the car wash, power washed under the car and watch the blood drain out.

 

I ran over a big piece of corrugated aluminum blowing around on I-5. Made a horrible racket, but no damage done, somehow.

Three miles later, a truck tire disintegrated a few vehicles in front of me. I was far enough back that I thought it was almost kinda funny watching the cars go every which way trying to avoid the debris. I didn't think it was so funny a few milliseconds later when I realized that a big chunk of that tire was heading straight for me at very high speed. Fortunately, I guessed right and it missed me. Or I missed it.

All's well that ends.

 

Did you get to keep the ladder

 

[QUOTE=SA Z-boi;7950367]I ran over this



so now no one is going to get presents