could try that. It usually works with tinted windows, but they telling them about the turbo is just a bad idea in the first place if the cop is stuck up. I'd just play dumb and be like " woh! how did that get in there???? " hahahahahaha

 

Scenario:

Been seeing this girl for a month now, and she wanted to know if her friend can go with us to dinner last night. When I told her I had a two seater she called me a liar and I had her check, priceless...

 

I went to a car meet a few weeks ago and I was talking to a random group of guys and this is the convo with one..
Him: That's an 09 right?
Me: Nope, 07.
Him: No that's an 09, my friend has one.
Me: nope, nismo's were only made for the 07-08 year.
Him: My friend has an 09, just like yours.
Me: Okay, I'm just stupid. Sorry I tried to correct you.

 

"is your car standard"
"how fast have you gone in that thing" <- lol i always say i drive like a grandma which i do
"nice rims are those 22's!!?" there ****ing 18's ******* -___-

 

Gas station clerk asked if my g35 Was the new altima.I politely said no but what I really wanted to say is B!tch are you f**king retarded.

 

loool

 

questions in the past:

1)
some woman: is that a porsche?
me: naahh, its just a nissan

2)
after passing a random car under throttle with aftermarket exhaust
some guy: "yo man, does the car sound like that stock?"
me: no, its aftermarket brah

3)
some guy: "is that the new 370z?"
me: sure

 

1: is that the new 370z . Me: yes it is it was a Mexican who asked lol

2: is that a Toyota

3: does the exhaust sound like that stock

 

dudeee, pics of girl and her friend?

 

This made me

 

Some girl I have been having a mutual beneficial relationship for a couple years asked me if it was a 2010

 

girls cousin didnt believe it was a 2 seater, i told him to check... he then told me i needed to get the upgraded version he had.

 

seriously people keep asking me if it is faster than 'x' car? and its usually some four door thats not even marketed as racy. then when i say yes, they go nuh uh. why even ask then?

today i was asked if i thought it was faster than an is300.
me: yes its its a 2dr thats lighter by 500lbs and has 70 more hp.
him: i still think it would lose. an a4 would definitely be faster.
me: no.
him: whats the top speed?
me: are you one of those guys that thinks the bugatti is the fastest car? because a gtr will beat it if there is a turn in the track.
him: no
me: your wrong. *walk away*

 

Everyday someone at school asks me about my car then they call it a rice rocket because it's not American then they try to make an argument of about American cars will smoke a 350z . Stupid lol

 

I've been asked a handful of times if it's 3-4 seater...when I say no they only come in 2 seats they reply with "really? I've seen a third sear back there before!"

And I've also been told you can put a baby seat behind the passenger ....

I couldnt tell if serious........

 

Does your car have a heater

 

"is that your car"
me: Yes
"are you sure?"
me: Bert Stare...

 

i literally just got asked by some girl on plenytoffish.com
" nice car is that a 370z"
I couldn't believe that people actually asked that

 

I can't believe you just told us your on an online dating site lmafo!

 

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