*Coworker asks ride down the street. I give it. First question:*

"Where's your back seat, bruh?"

Before I could answer.

"Did you take it out for weight reduction?"

Currently facepalming..

"Damn yo what do all these gauges do?" (Referring to the stock gauges.)

I regreted being nice lmao.

 

some highschool kid asked me if the g was a 4cyl and wanted to race.

 

Yeah, I had a friend ask me how I could afford a $50,000 car.

That was in 2003 when I'd just bought it new. (BTW; I paid $27,500 for it)

 

i got beat by a miata the other day. needless to say i wasnt very happy. i guess my g sucks!!!

 

Well, I used to say nobody confuses the 350z for a Porsche, but a girl at a drive through swooned over it and asked me, "Is that a Porsche?". First time for me...

 

Turboed Miatas are pretty much one of the quickest cars out there... So not fair considering how cheap it is to mod those.

Don't want to sound like a douche, but come on man. Let's be honest. You were in a G, the other guy was in a miata...

Let me repeat that. You in an Infiniti G, other guy in a Mazda Miata. You won no matter how fast he drove that miata...

G/Z > Miata

 

Don't forget those guys that drop small-block Chevy v8's into them. Basically turns the car into a modern, ugly, wanna-be Cobra.

 

is that a 370z or a 350z? 0_o .. "i wish it was a 370"

 

you need spacers.

 

ewww you def need spacers

 

I was getting tires mounted at a small father and son shop here in town. all of a sudden a black z pulls up to the curb with a full flat tire on the passenger rear. Him and the owner talked briefly then he walks over to me and convo is as follows:

him: This is a 100,000 dollar car ( in a thick russian accent)
me: orly...
him: yes its turbo and rebuilt engine.
me: nice (i say as i stare directly at his oem exhaust)
him: it does 0-100 in 4 seconds
me: holy chit thats fast bro, how do you do that with stock tires? thats dangerous
him: i know i have s flat, it (the car) doesnt want to go!
me: i get down in a pushup position and immediately notice a giant nail sticking out of his tire... "looks like you caught a nail dude"
him: "vvvere?"
me: "there"

I then walk over to my car to check on the tech:
him: what kind of car is this? (in reference to my car)
me: same as yours, but it sure as hell aint as fast as yours
he then gave me a half intrigued half retarded blank stare then hopped in his poor black z33 and peeled out on a flat tire and didnt come back.

 

I've done that one... ) Spring Break 2 years ago at South Padre Island, Texas. Two girls sat in my buddy's lap and one of the girls butt cheeks was on the center con. Needless to say I kept bumping it when shifting.. ;o) I've also had a buddy ride in the trunk...

 

My project car is my FC3S and the thing that I get asked the most is, so how many pistons you got? >.<!

 

told my buddy i was getting rid of my soft top 350z for a hard top and he asked so youll have a back seat then right, lol. i told him the trunk will fit him as a back seat just fine

 

i got my z because it only has 2 seats and i was tired of being peoples driver and having to bring more than just a girl with me. lol

 

i spent about ten minutes arguing with this kid who was trying to tell me i drove a 360z, yes a 360z

 

Is it stock?

 

How do you know what gear you are in? (Nismo shift ****)

 

"i heard thats a fast car....it has a v-8 right?"

 

well from what i know the Z does have something familiar to v-tech but its not gay like honda. I have an 04 with the DE dont know how it is in the HR but when i floor it theres a bit of lag before it actually throws u back basically when i hit 3,500 and above it really kicks in kinda like a s2000 again not as gay or as laggy as an actual v-tech