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Old 05-06-2013, 07:15 AM
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Originally Posted by l2frankie
This is a forum correct?
Correct. But this is my350z. We keep noobs in check, and if you create a dumbass thread, we let you know it.
Old 05-06-2013, 07:38 AM
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I heard that when you shift with your left hand, then stir with your knee. It free's your right hand for your gf's lap, while she tightens the noose around your neck...then she can give you a handjob with her mouth......


Oh! and at the end don't forget to tell whomever is watching that you two are called the Aristocrates
Old 05-06-2013, 07:39 AM
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I would suggest using the middle leg to do the shifting when both hands are occupied. You don't want to risk crashing if you let go of steering wheel.
Old 05-06-2013, 07:42 AM
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I always shift with my left hand when im using my right to finger my chick. ;p
Old 05-06-2013, 09:12 AM
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Originally Posted by go7roo7
I always shift with my left hand when im using my right to finger my chick. ;p
Which is why I don't get it, I mean who wants their $200 Tommy K **** actually smelling like one?

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Old 05-06-2013, 09:22 AM
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I'm already allowing the biotch in my ride, so she best know it's road head or bust, i'm not shitfing left handed for ****.
Old 05-06-2013, 09:24 AM
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not really i see alot of flaming going on in alot of threads from people just asking simple question for things they will like to know
Old 05-06-2013, 11:59 AM
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LMAO this is the greatest thread ever!
Old 05-06-2013, 12:10 PM
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What a loser
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Originally Posted by Steve Lazarus
Which is why I don't get it, I mean who wants their $200 Tommy K **** actually smelling like one?
My momentum **** loves the smell of wet kitty ;p
Old 05-06-2013, 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted by lewisb01
I'm already allowing the biotch in my ride, so she best know it's road head or bust, i'm not shitfing left handed for ****.
+1 allot truth here
Old 05-06-2013, 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Phenom
Correct. But this is my350z. We keep noobs in check, and if you create a dumbass thread, we let you know it.
OP - ^
Old 05-06-2013, 02:24 PM
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This thread fails on a Biblical level.

OP if your focused on shifting while your "working with your hands", your doing it wrong.

Also shifting with your left hand is dangerous and immature, if she really wants the D, pull over in a parking lot (preferably away from lights or under them if ur into that) and beat those cheeks on the hood or the trunk.
Old 05-06-2013, 03:12 PM
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lol I got a good laugh out this thread.

My chick knows if im fingering her I clutch, she shifts. simple as that
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I only shift with my left hand.
Old 05-06-2013, 07:33 PM
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OP your doing it wrong. you're supposed to please your car with your right hand and the girl is supposed to please you with her face. its called driving a sports car. aka true romance, refer to Q. Tarantino.
Originally Posted by -Trav-
My girl isn't allowed to touch me while I'm driving.
chix arent allowed to touch the inside of my car while driving. im actually pretty strict about this.
Old 05-08-2013, 12:37 PM
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OP - Pics of said girl
Old 05-08-2013, 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted by iideadeyeii
OP - Pics of said girl
this site is slacking.. it took 3 pages for this question?
then again.. I could see how no one would really care.
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It would be nice if a female Z owner chimed in here to provide us with some perspective ...What the heck do they do chauffering their boyfriend's around? Could be key to solving this guy's issues. . :-/

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Old 05-09-2013, 10:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Steve Lazarus
It would be nice if a female Z owner chimed in here to provide us with some perspective ...What the heck do they do chauffering their boyfriend's around? Could be key to solving this guy's issues. . :-/
Where's Jennifer2?

She'll give a 10 paragraph description


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