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Old 05-26-2017, 10:45 PM
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One if the finest cars in Vegas
https://lasvegas.craigslist.org/cto/6123624032.html


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Old 05-26-2017, 11:40 PM
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Dang, underglow? This is a steal!

Bah those canards are the cheapest one of its kind. Why even bother.
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Old 05-27-2017, 08:30 AM
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Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaayammmmm!!! Why'd I buy a roadster when I coulda had THAT!?!?! So maaaad, that's one fine mosheen!! Tell ya what terrasmak, why dontcha buy it and hold it for me? I promise to pick it up from you soon. Oh, and can you float the payment.... my paypal is busted. Thanks!




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Old 05-31-2017, 09:01 AM
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This might be a really nice 350z, but I still think they're asking a little much.

https://louisville.craigslist.org/cto/6145609498.html



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Old 05-31-2017, 10:00 AM
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It does look like a nice one, but it will NEVER sell for even half that asking price.
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Old 05-31-2017, 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted by terrasmak View Post
I'm still trying to figure out what "fairlady z style side skirts" are. Does that mean stock style?
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Old 05-31-2017, 10:50 AM
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Very clean 350Z, but it's still an 03 and I don't know how you can put "track" in the name of a Z with 20" rims. The price is unrealistic, even with less than 6k miles on the vehicle and the mods, it's still a 14 year old vehicle and hasn't reached collector or classic car status yet.
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Originally Posted by icer5160 View Post
Very clean 350Z, but it's still an 03 and I don't know how you can put "track" in the name of a Z with 20" rims. The price is unrealistic, even with less than 6k miles on the vehicle and the mods, it's still a 14 year old vehicle and hasn't reached collector or classic car status yet.
You can put "Track" in the name of a Z when that's it's trim level...
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Annnnnnnd.... it's for sale here on the forum by a member.
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Old 05-31-2017, 11:32 AM
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Originally Posted by MicVelo View Post
Annnnnnnd.... it's for sale here on the forum by a member.
Oh, now THIS should be fun...
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Old 05-31-2017, 11:47 AM
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2003 Nissan AR350z Track. This is a high end car and probably the nicest Nissan on the market right now! No offense to other members. All work done by Paul Gasparola and Avalon Racing. Documented as #6 of 20 built --interior has a tag confirming.

History of car: I purchased from a good friend and he was the original owner. He traveled to New Hampshire to watch the car being built at Avalon Racing and has pictures of the process.

Some specs on the car:

ATI ProCharger Supercharger
Nismo Headers
Stillen Exhaust
500 hp clutch
Sway bars
Lowered with racing suspension components
Brembo brakes
Chromatic Exterior Coating
Pikes Peak White exterior color
20" wheels / tires


Built for up to 500+ hp, can get up to 25 mpg. Be very tough to buy a new car that is as quick as this one for under $100k. This beautiful car has never been hand washed with water and has never seen the rain. Car has been appraised for $60k. All this and the car only has 5,982 miles!!

I have over 200 pictures of the car from every angle - you won't believe the condition that it is in - better than anything you will buy off the showroom floor.

Here is a walk around video of the car as well.
This **** is HILARIOUS.

Appraised for $60K? Tough to find a new car that's quicker under $100k? 6 of 20 built?
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Old 05-31-2017, 02:22 PM
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You'd think this car was a Singer-built 911 by the way it's being described.

Anyone recall a few years ago another guy here was selling an '07 Solar Orange ZR for something like $45K? That was a funny one, too.
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Old 06-01-2017, 09:18 AM
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Here's another one, near me:






"2008 Nissan 350Z
engine and transmission are good
needs body work on driver side

it is not parts out!
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So, who's got the $4k for this creampuff? Don't be too concerned about the destroyed A-pillar and buckled roof, they'll pull right out.
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Old 06-01-2017, 11:24 AM
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Looks like a taco
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Tacos do sound damn good.....
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Old 06-02-2017, 02:30 AM
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That guy is an idiot. Best he can do at that point is doing a part-out. Those headlights looks good though.

$4K? I dunno. Roof is gone, then car is gone.
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Old 06-02-2017, 07:09 AM
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ok guys. I know this isn't a 350z. But this is just HILARIOUS. You have to see it.

It's a 2008 Dodge avenger with 136k miles for 4,700.
with, get this. an STI wing.
Evo Vortex generators
LS1 rear badges xD
and Ford ST Racing side badges.
Its just a frankenstien of race cars.
oh and dont forget the autozone hood scoop and side vents that add 100hp.






description says : new tires, ready to smok
lol
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Old 06-02-2017, 08:56 PM
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Somebody wanted an STI it looked. That what only made more sense doing it to a 4-Door, wing, hood scope, but I don't know, maybe he was envisioning a LS Swap STI?
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Old 06-26-2017, 06:01 PM
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600 hp lol




And I thought this was the best when I found it on craigslist...


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