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I came across this one because one of the tags contained 350Z. Not technically Z-related, but it made me lol.
From the ad: I know what you're thinking, "well, how am I going to trust these tires on my sports car if they're already 2,000 years old?" well, look, if you put leftovers in the fridge, they're still good for a week right? Same thing, but just different. These tires were forged in the mountains from rubber trees with the help of Martha and Mary. Installed by Lazarus himself, and I think he could have balanced them a bit better but there are no vibrations or uneven wear so he said "you're good". Look, they're not going to last long so you should probably just get these installed right away and do smokey burnouts and hoon around town. Plus, if Jesus does come back, he might want to pick them up and I really need the money so they have to go.
Selling a lightly used pair of Falken RT615K's.
Size: 265/35/18
Tons of life left on these.
$200 for the front pair ($151 each new)
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I came across this one because one of the tags contained 350Z. Not technically Z-related, but it made me lol.
From the ad:
[I]I know what you're thinking, "well, how am I going to trust these tires on my sports car if they're already 2,000 years old?" well, look, if you put leftovers in the fridge, they're still good for a week right? Same thing, but just different. These tires were forged in the mountains from rubber trees with the help of Martha and Mary. Installed by Lazarus himself, and I think he could have balanced them a bit better but there are no vibrations or uneven wear so he said "you're good". Look, they're not going to last long so you should probably just get these installed right away and do smokey burnouts and hoon around town. Plus, if Jesus does come back, he might want to pick them up and I really need the money so they have to go.
Selling a lightly used pair of Falken RT615K's.
Size: 265/35/18
Tons of life left on these.
$200 for the front pair ($151 each new)
Holy rubber roundies, Batman! Gotta get me summa those!!
/\/\ Lol...........funny but I think you are technically going to hell now.
Keddin
Me?
If so, no matter, I already have a contract to run the Perdition Barn Grill WHEN I get there. "Hello, my name is Mic and I'll be your host this evening.... and for the rest of your eternity..... HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA..... "
so much going on with this one...
frame damage for one- bad re-paint job, misaligned seams...
crazy assed carfax history, 5 owners,repo'd shortly after crash,
and to add to the fun- from the ad...
***RARE LAMBORGHINISH YELLOW COLOR***
*** RACING PACKAGE ***
CARBONFIBER DRIVESHAFT (originally $1049 + tax)***
***IF YOU PUSH THE LIMITS ON THIS VEHICLE 1ST, 2ND AND 3RD GEAR THIS CAR GOES ONLY SIDEWAYS!!!***
and the best part?
the price!
***MONTHLY PAYMENTS AS LOW AS $200 WITH APPROVED CREDIT***
oh i can't wait for this car to hit the streets...
Boy, these are the cars I hope that never parks next to my Z33 when I come back to it.
I feel just the opposite.... gives me a better appreciation for my car. I'd love to say to the owner of that thing, "Hey man, sorry about what happened to your Z..."
CL has been fairly tame lately, but I found this one amusing - other than the price, the pic of a bunch of kids gawking at the Z parked in front of a dumpster...
I guess this ad is geared towards someone who wants to attract young boys
04-08-2018, 06:21 AM
