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Old 04-08-2018, 07:21 AM
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Bet this guy has a killer right hand jab with all those hard Fast & Furious shifts....
Imagine getting into an accident with your hand stuck in that thing
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Old 04-10-2018, 04:07 PM
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The GTR emblem and boobie tail lights...





Reminds me of those 90s surfer shirts. Honestly I'm not really sure what the owner was going for.

Zs like this remind me of Michael Jackson. He was addicted to plastic surgery and didn't know when to stop.
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Old 04-10-2018, 04:20 PM
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Love the camera filters...Matte Red & Black Paint job, looks like Plastidip.



Speaks for itself.
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Old 04-10-2018, 04:22 PM
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Because Lambo?




Not sure who helped select the wheels, but those offsets are terribad.
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Old 04-10-2018, 05:35 PM
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Awww, don't be so hard on Spiderman and his GTR, er, Z, Icer.

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Old 04-10-2018, 06:34 PM
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Awww, don't be so hard on Spiderman and his GTR, er, Z, Icer.
True, at least it's a 6MT.
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Old 04-19-2018, 07:06 PM
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The GTR emblem and boobie tail lights...





Reminds me of those 90s surfer shirts. Honestly I'm not really sure what the owner was going for.

Zs like this remind me of Michael Jackson. He was addicted to plastic surgery and didn't know when to stop.
vert seats in the coupe. i like. also looks like a c7 nose
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Old 04-20-2018, 06:56 AM
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I came across this one because one of the tags contained 350Z. Not technically Z-related, but it made me lol.



From the ad:
I know what you're thinking, "well, how am I going to trust these tires on my sports car if they're already 2,000 years old?" well, look, if you put leftovers in the fridge, they're still good for a week right? Same thing, but just different. These tires were forged in the mountains from rubber trees with the help of Martha and Mary. Installed by Lazarus himself, and I think he could have balanced them a bit better but there are no vibrations or uneven wear so he said "you're good". Look, they're not going to last long so you should probably just get these installed right away and do smokey burnouts and hoon around town. Plus, if Jesus does come back, he might want to pick them up and I really need the money so they have to go.

Selling a lightly used pair of Falken RT615K's.
Size: 265/35/18
Tons of life left on these.
$200 for the front pair ($151 each new)


KEYWORDS: 350Z Corvette 911 Porsche Camaro Mustang Supra Skyline Mercedes BMW Challenger Charger SRT8 Dodge Ford Nissan NSX RX7 Mazda Turbo Supercharged Parts Upgrade Tires Wheels Rims Race Drag Autocross Circuit Time Attack Road Race Track JDM
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Old 04-20-2018, 07:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Heel Til I Die View Post
I came across this one because one of the tags contained 350Z. Not technically Z-related, but it made me lol.



From the ad:
[I]I know what you're thinking, "well, how am I going to trust these tires on my sports car if they're already 2,000 years old?" well, look, if you put leftovers in the fridge, they're still good for a week right? Same thing, but just different. These tires were forged in the mountains from rubber trees with the help of Martha and Mary. Installed by Lazarus himself, and I think he could have balanced them a bit better but there are no vibrations or uneven wear so he said "you're good". Look, they're not going to last long so you should probably just get these installed right away and do smokey burnouts and hoon around town. Plus, if Jesus does come back, he might want to pick them up and I really need the money so they have to go.

Selling a lightly used pair of Falken RT615K's.
Size: 265/35/18
Tons of life left on these.
$200 for the front pair ($151 each new)

Holy rubber roundies, Batman! Gotta get me summa those!!
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Old 04-20-2018, 07:25 AM
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/\/\ Lol...........funny but I think you are technically going to hell now.


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Old 04-20-2018, 07:45 AM
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/\/\ Lol...........funny but I think you are technically going to hell now.


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Me?

If so, no matter, I already have a contract to run the Perdition Barn Grill WHEN I get there. "Hello, my name is Mic and I'll be your host this evening.... and for the rest of your eternity..... HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA..... "
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Old 04-20-2018, 07:58 AM
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All ya'll blast-femurs


Just joking, come on now.
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Old 04-26-2018, 11:30 AM
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That tire post absolutely made my day..... I even spit out a bit of my coffee!
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Old 04-26-2018, 11:45 AM
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What a load. Everyone knows Jesus only used Hankooks.
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Old 04-26-2018, 01:52 PM
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What a load. Everyone knows Jesus only used Hankooks.
Nuh unnnh, noooooo.

He only used Godyears.

Don't say it again, I know where I'm going post-life.
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Old 05-01-2018, 06:28 PM
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https://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/ctd...569600127.html

so much going on with this one...
frame damage for one- bad re-paint job, misaligned seams...
crazy assed carfax history, 5 owners,repo'd shortly after crash,
and to add to the fun- from the ad...
***RARE LAMBORGHINISH YELLOW COLOR***
*** RACING PACKAGE ***
CARBONFIBER DRIVESHAFT (originally $1049 + tax)***
***IF YOU PUSH THE LIMITS ON THIS VEHICLE 1ST, 2ND AND 3RD GEAR THIS CAR GOES ONLY SIDEWAYS!!!***

and the best part?
the price!
***MONTHLY PAYMENTS AS LOW AS $200 WITH APPROVED CREDIT***

oh i can't wait for this car to hit the streets...
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Old 05-17-2018, 06:45 PM
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found this plasti dip gem. Too bad hes only selling the bumper and side skirts.

https://pensacola.craigslist.org/pts...582083598.html
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Old 05-18-2018, 01:53 AM
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Boy, these are the cars I hope that never parks next to my Z33 when I come back to it.
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Old 05-18-2018, 07:57 AM
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Originally Posted by zwei_the_c View Post
Boy, these are the cars I hope that never parks next to my Z33 when I come back to it.
I feel just the opposite.... gives me a better appreciation for my car. I'd love to say to the owner of that thing, "Hey man, sorry about what happened to your Z..."

Laff....
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Old 08-13-2018, 10:24 AM
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CL has been fairly tame lately, but I found this one amusing - other than the price, the pic of a bunch of kids gawking at the Z parked in front of a dumpster...




I guess this ad is geared towards someone who wants to attract young boys
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