How to out Jerk a Jerk
03-17-2004, 09:19 AM
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How to out Jerk a Jerk
So I'm headed over to the local bar and all the parking spots are full except for two. This older rotund guy parks his Mercedes S500 in a spot and crosses over into the other spot enough so that I can't park. As he's heading for the cell phone store, I put my head out of the window and say "you're not serious right? You are going to park that right?" He looks at me for a moment and proceeds to ignore me and walk into the store.
I'm like you total jackass! So, I pull up and back my car into the tiny space and sit in my car. there is inches between my car and his car. A few moments later, he returns, walks around the passenger side of his car and assesses the situation. There is no way he can enter his car and his big fat butt would make entering from the passenger side a difficult if not impossible feat. In fact, I couldn't get out either. Heh. So, he says to me "are you going to move?" To which I respond, "no." And I calmly wait and think to myself, I like it here.
You needed to see the look on his face when he asks "you're really not going to move?" And I say "why should I? You were being rude." Finally he says, "I'm sorry, I had a f'd up day." And I decide that the jackass has suffered enough and say okay and move so he can leave.
Heh, dang that felt good afterwards.
I'm like you total jackass! So, I pull up and back my car into the tiny space and sit in my car. there is inches between my car and his car. A few moments later, he returns, walks around the passenger side of his car and assesses the situation. There is no way he can enter his car and his big fat butt would make entering from the passenger side a difficult if not impossible feat. In fact, I couldn't get out either. Heh. So, he says to me "are you going to move?" To which I respond, "no." And I calmly wait and think to myself, I like it here.
You needed to see the look on his face when he asks "you're really not going to move?" And I say "why should I? You were being rude." Finally he says, "I'm sorry, I had a f'd up day." And I decide that the jackass has suffered enough and say okay and move so he can leave.
Heh, dang that felt good afterwards.
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03-17-2004, 07:02 PM
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Originally posted by yobri
That was good... LOL
"The jerk store called... and they're running out of you."
That guy was lucky that this WASN'T the worst that could've happened
That was good... LOL
"The jerk store called... and they're running out of you."
That guy was lucky that this WASN'T the worst that could've happened
hehe for those of you that watch seinfeld.
03-17-2004, 07:15 PM
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Damn good job man! I know that must have felt so good, I would have loved to either seen that or actually done that myself!
You would have been pissed if you let that jackass get away with it, excellent work
You would have been pissed if you let that jackass get away with it, excellent work
03-17-2004, 07:57 PM
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Imagine this: he had such a horrible day that he gets his baseball bat and gives you a beating just to vent. I guess you never know what can happen. This time you won 
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I don't see how being a jerk back is any better than him being a jerk. Just my opinion of course. I am glad the situation did not elevate to him pulling a gun or something. Just be careful.
Everytime I see a bad driver I am very thankful the government makes it harder (much harder) to get a pilot's license than a drivers license, yeah I'm a pilot. Think about it, would you want the person flying the plane you are on having a f'd up day and take it out on you?.
Everytime I see a bad driver I am very thankful the government makes it harder (much harder) to get a pilot's license than a drivers license, yeah I'm a pilot. Think about it, would you want the person flying the plane you are on having a f'd up day and take it out on you?.
03-17-2004, 08:53 PM
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I don't think HFM was a jerk, since he did move his car when the other guy asked.
I think it made the other dude realize what it's like to be on the receiving end of rude behavior. Maybe next time he'll think twice before acting like a jacka$$.
-D'oh!
I think it made the other dude realize what it's like to be on the receiving end of rude behavior. Maybe next time he'll think twice before acting like a jacka$$.
-D'oh!