Thank you all for your replies - they ranged from utterly useless to well-informed and helpful to just plain damn weird... "unleash my man-batter on the car"?????
Jesus.
The stuff from pet-smart sprayed on a TOWEL sounds like the best bet - if that doesn't work, I'm thinking kitty euthenasia.
And I'm not talking about korean kids.
You may see me on the six o'clock news.

Cheers.

 

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

I don't know what was funnier, the title few suggestions or the phrase generous amount of rat posion .


best laugh of the day

 

So where are the pics of your girl like promised dude!

 

best way to keep ***** from your car


is to park it in SAN FRANSISCO

if you know what i mean.


you can also get ****.



parked by a farm house of course

 

LOL!!!!!! ROTFL!!!!!!!! LMFAO!!! Oh man, (wipes tear away from eye) I needed that...

 

Especially in Manhattan..LOL!!!

 

lol yeah im a pervert
it said *****
what do you expect?

my advice is cut off the cats legs so it wont climb up on the car anymore... itll jus waddle around on the floor

 

Tom you are very funny when you want to be.


Thanks for the laughs man....And Dr. Bonz when I first saw the thread I was thinking someone upstaged me. hee hee

 

Thanks for the laughs. The "man batter" and "rat poison" options are hilarious.

How many times do you see those phrases in the same sentence?