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Old Oct 5, 2008 | 05:32 PM
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I also think this needs another category as well to make it more inclusive

Wasian

*You're white, as your friends constantly remind you.
*You watch too much anime.
*You own at least one replica(s) of a ninja/samurai weapon
*You Don't speak any Asian language, but know at least two words in Japanese, Korean AND Mandarin
*You date exclusively ugly Asian girls
*You have acne
*You have a Yellow Belt in at least two forms of martial arts
*In high school you only hung out with other wasians and the exchange students from Korea, until they ditched you once they learned better english.
*You insist on playing every "Dungeons and Dragons" campaign in a "Pseudo-Asian" setting, much to the chagrin of all normal nerds you sometimes hang out with.
*You look down on what you consider "nerds" because they've never read any manga.
*You have Koi tatoo'd on your body and the Japanese (or is it Chinese? you can never remember) symbol for "Power" tatood on your shoulder.
*You're really into video games but only play RPG's

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Old Oct 5, 2008 | 05:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Silverstone-Z
I felt the same way.



And then I got more desperate.
fixed just for ya ben
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Old Oct 5, 2008 | 05:38 PM
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Originally Posted by moflow
I also think this needs another category as well to make it more inclusive

Wasian

*You're white, as your friends constantly remind you.
*You watch too much anime.
*You own at least one replica(s) of a ninja/samurai weapon
*You Don't speak any Asian language, but know at least two words in Japanese, Korean AND Mandarin
*You date exclusively ugly Asian girls
*You have acne
*You have a Yellow Belt in at least two forms of martial arts
*In high school you only hung out with other wasians and the exchange students from Korea, until they ditched you once they learned better english.
*You insist on playing every "Dungeons and Dragons" campaign in a "Pseudo-Asian" setting, much to the chagrin of all normal nerds you sometimes hang out with.
*You look down on what you consider "nerds" because they've never read any manga.
*You have Koi tatoo'd on your body and the Japanese (or is it Chinese? you can never remember) symbol for "Power" tatood on your shoulder.
*You're really into video games but only play RPG's
LOL
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Old Oct 5, 2008 | 05:39 PM
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Originally Posted by monokuroboo
fixed just for ya ben
I'm not desperate... I haven't hit on you yet.











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Old Oct 5, 2008 | 05:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Silverstone-Z
I felt the same way.

And then I got older.
Hahaha. Get outta here, your the same age as me kigga.

Originally Posted by moflow
I have nothing against asian girls, just the fobby asian ones. I'll never forget going on a date with this one chick in china. We went to see king kong (side note, Jack Black is HILARIOUS in chinese) at the end of the movie, the lights come on and I look over at this girl and she's BAWLING. I feel bad but all i could think was "OMG i'm never dating you." I then realized every girl in the theatre was crying. and i was like "aww crap....i'm never dating a chinese chick"

Anyway that's what i thought. What actually came out of my mouth was "Really??? Come on, it never would've worked out between her and the giant monkey anyway." Yeah... i was an ***, didn't stop her from stalking me for a couple of months anyway though.
LOL. dude, dating straight up asian asian girls always have the weirdest endings..... i get confused after it all and dont know what just happened or why.
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Old Oct 5, 2008 | 05:42 PM
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im cambodian lmao
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Old Oct 5, 2008 | 05:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Silverstone-Z
I'm not desperate... I haven't hit on you yet.
and I hope that day never comes.

btw my bf was like who the F@CK is ben johnson on your facebook?
(the comment on the jeans thing and the facials thing.... hahahah)
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Old Oct 5, 2008 | 05:50 PM
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all of the above
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Old Oct 5, 2008 | 07:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Concave
no its true. i missed my chance with the cutest girl here because of this...
she was so hot, kind, polite, cute, etc. i was like wow, what is she doing here.
we go on a couple of deals and the more i was around here.. i more she reminded me of my mom...... i love my mom but i cannot marry someone who is almost the exact same

i have pics btw if someone wants LOL. idk if i should ruin this thread with cute girl pictures.
lol i wasnt talking about personality unless you are saying you went out with a girl that looked like your mom and you thought she was hot
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Old Oct 5, 2008 | 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted by monokuroboo
and I hope that day never comes.

btw my bf was like who the F@CK is ben johnson on your facebook?
(the comment on the jeans thing and the facials thing.... hahahah)



Did he get jealous?
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Old Oct 5, 2008 | 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Concave
Hahaha. Get outta here, your the same age as me kigga.
I'm 17.
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Old Oct 5, 2008 | 07:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Silverstone-Z



Did he get jealous?
nah, he's just a bit... insecure might be an understatement.

back when we first started dating and I met this guy at a local meet. He's like... 22? 600 hp 996 gt2, great guy, spent the entire meet talking with him and his buddies about koenigseggs and top gear. I add him on facebook, we take over eachothers walls (no flirting), and I get a very angry phone call from the bf with him shouting, "I can't believe you'd risk what we have for some random baller"..........................
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Old Oct 5, 2008 | 08:01 PM
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I remember when I was like that.

Did he call me a baller? That'd make me feel good.
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Old Oct 5, 2008 | 08:04 PM
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hahaha you wish.

I don't think he likes the Z
and he calls anything (and I mean ANYthing) with major cosmetic mods a "ricer". he's not really into cars/modding stuff.
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Old Oct 5, 2008 | 08:06 PM
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Wait, you're a chick?
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Old Oct 5, 2008 | 08:07 PM
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wat
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Old Oct 5, 2008 | 08:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Eric the Ricer
Wait, you're a chick?
What dude? look at the location. C'mon.... or do you seriously just not know that "What kind of asian are you" is code for "teh ghey thread"


j/k I had a similar realization several posts up.
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Old Oct 5, 2008 | 08:11 PM
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Originally Posted by monokuroboo
hahaha you wish.

I don't think he likes the Z
and he calls anything (and I mean ANYthing) with major cosmetic mods a "ricer". he's not really into cars/modding stuff.


Sounds like I'd be a ricer in his book.

Pff... Why are you dating that dude?
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Old Oct 5, 2008 | 08:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Silverstone-Z


Sounds like I'd be a ricer in his book.

Pff... Why are you dating that dude?
I ask myself the same thing (he asks me that nearly every other day as well )

all my fav modded Z's, e46's, ect... he looks at with mild disdain.
he sent me a pic of a z in his complex with a hks exhaust and he was like wtf-- what is this ricer looking exhaust with cheap looking screws?

on a serious note, one of the more important reasons why we're still dating is that he's able to put up with me.

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Old Oct 5, 2008 | 08:15 PM
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How old is said guy?
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