bealljk

iTrader: (13)

I decided OP had something...so I'm gonna make a sex toy too...

travlee

iTrader: (8)

That hole is your goal?

bealljk

iTrader: (13)

^if I could get 1/2 that size!!!

Atreyu'z 350

That looks painful.. Make sure to lube your tiny man first.

travlee

iTrader: (8)

Hell my little grub worm would fit in there, and still have room to hit the sides like ringing a dinner bell

Atreyu'z 350

Ding dong. Come and get.. mmeehh.

tampa_joey

and it is called...
the sir richard knocker key chain retention device-

allows you to keep your's and 3 friends key chains safe and secure -
gone are the days of your drunk buddy wanting his keys back to drive home drunk after a night of party party party... esp. when you tell him-
well buddy- you gotta dig down there and find your set of keys- you grab the wrong one- and well- things might get interesting.

Atreyu'z 350

Yeah just don't touch the 'master' key.. Looks like someones fuked up idea for a hall pass too