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I have a problem Vince, I seem to wet my bed unusually lately.. and every time i wake up in the morning, its already dry??? What should I do?!?
Shamwow is coming out with adult diapers. So you filthy bastards can **** and pee yourself all day and not spill a drop. And when you're done with it. Wring out your fecal matter, jizz and pee and use it again to dry your dishes.
Tampons are also in the works. And you know the finest ***** plugs are only made in Germany. Shamwow is made in Germany. You know it’s good. Nothing bad has ever come out of Germany. EVER. Everything German is like the golden tears of Odin himself.
Every other forum is gonna be jealous when they realise we have vince on our board.
Goddamn right they are. Because ShamWow is the ****. Who needs those other crappy forums? Yapping about some other POS car and drying them with their newb sauce "chamois". Let them be envious.
This thread cracks me the **** up!! Vince has got to be made up by some funny *** mod.
Hell no! This is all Vince baby, mods are too busy holding the fort down.
Now for all yous guys, if you don’t buy a sham right right friggin’ now, not only will you be an incredible idiot, but there’s a good chance that you may actually be a terrible person and you probably don’t deserve a shamwow.
god damn Vince I love you and all but wtf is up with the haircut and the headsets? oh i forgot you from German and most of them have no sense of style and all deaf lol
Hey a$$holes, Vince here with Sham Wow. Just wanted to clear some things up.
You may consider yourself a comedian calling members here an a$$holes but
for some reason I don't think it's funny so BUMP for trying to sell your **** on our Z forum! Gary
You may consider yourself a comedian calling members here an a$$holes but
for some reason I don't think it's funny so BUMP for trying to sell your **** on our Z forum! Gary
Lighten up and get the sand out and replace it with a tampon. The thread is in all good fun. I don't think anyone got offended with the *** hole comment.
but its still funny as ***
