How to Clean Volks: Extremely Awesome Method.
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How to Clean Volks: Extremely Awesome Method.
My car has totally been in storage since Hallowe'en.
I washed it before I put it away. But I still noticed my wheels needed a more extreme baller method in order to be their pimpest.
1) Wash car in driveway.
2) Dry wheels with leaf blower.
3) Take wheels off car, put stockers on.
4) Take wheels upstairs to your ensuite jacuzzi bathtub. Run an extremely hot bath with any approved mild car soap as bubble bath. I used Meguiar's Gold Class.
5) Strip naked except for your soft wool mitt and climb on in with your wheels. You can light candles if you want to set the mood. Wash wheels with mitt and a box of Q tips if you have little crevices on your wheels.
6) Once clean take wheels to shower and rinse off soap.
7) Gently dry wheels with series of microfibre towels.
8) Scrub balck tire marks off your bathtub and shower.
The hot water and soap got absolutely everything off the wheels. No more stubborn road tar, nothing but spotless gleaming wheels. I would recommend driving around the block on your stockers before putting your Volks back on to clear that annoying orange powder off your rotors so it doesn't end up on your totally awesomely clean wheels.
I washed it before I put it away. But I still noticed my wheels needed a more extreme baller method in order to be their pimpest.
1) Wash car in driveway.
2) Dry wheels with leaf blower.
3) Take wheels off car, put stockers on.
4) Take wheels upstairs to your ensuite jacuzzi bathtub. Run an extremely hot bath with any approved mild car soap as bubble bath. I used Meguiar's Gold Class.
5) Strip naked except for your soft wool mitt and climb on in with your wheels. You can light candles if you want to set the mood. Wash wheels with mitt and a box of Q tips if you have little crevices on your wheels.
6) Once clean take wheels to shower and rinse off soap.
7) Gently dry wheels with series of microfibre towels.
8) Scrub balck tire marks off your bathtub and shower.
The hot water and soap got absolutely everything off the wheels. No more stubborn road tar, nothing but spotless gleaming wheels. I would recommend driving around the block on your stockers before putting your Volks back on to clear that annoying orange powder off your rotors so it doesn't end up on your totally awesomely clean wheels.
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My car has totally been in storage since Hallowe'en.
I washed it before I put it away. But I still noticed my wheels needed a more extreme baller method in order to be their pimpest.
1) Wash car in driveway.
2) Dry wheels with leaf blower.
3) Take wheels off car, put stockers on.
4) Take wheels upstairs to your ensuite jacuzzi bathtub. Run an extremely hot bath with any approved mild car soap as bubble bath. I used Meguiar's Gold Class.
5) Strip naked except for your soft wool mitt and climb on in with your wheels. You can light candles if you want to set the mood. Wash wheels with mitt and a box of Q tips if you have little crevices on your wheels.
6) Once clean take wheels to shower and rinse off soap.
7) Gently dry wheels with series of microfibre towels.
8) Scrub balck tire marks off your bathtub and shower.
9) jerk off to the volks and smear the results all over the wheels. this puts a protective layer on the wheel preventing brake dust from sticking.
10) if you forget step 9, you have to repeat 1-8 daily
The hot water and soap got absolutely everything off the wheels. No more stubborn road tar, nothing but spotless gleaming wheels. I would recommend driving around the block on your stockers before putting your Volks back on to clear that annoying orange powder off your rotors so it doesn't end up on your totally awesomely clean wheels.
I washed it before I put it away. But I still noticed my wheels needed a more extreme baller method in order to be their pimpest.
1) Wash car in driveway.
2) Dry wheels with leaf blower.
3) Take wheels off car, put stockers on.
4) Take wheels upstairs to your ensuite jacuzzi bathtub. Run an extremely hot bath with any approved mild car soap as bubble bath. I used Meguiar's Gold Class.
5) Strip naked except for your soft wool mitt and climb on in with your wheels. You can light candles if you want to set the mood. Wash wheels with mitt and a box of Q tips if you have little crevices on your wheels.
6) Once clean take wheels to shower and rinse off soap.
7) Gently dry wheels with series of microfibre towels.
8) Scrub balck tire marks off your bathtub and shower.
9) jerk off to the volks and smear the results all over the wheels. this puts a protective layer on the wheel preventing brake dust from sticking.
10) if you forget step 9, you have to repeat 1-8 daily
The hot water and soap got absolutely everything off the wheels. No more stubborn road tar, nothing but spotless gleaming wheels. I would recommend driving around the block on your stockers before putting your Volks back on to clear that annoying orange powder off your rotors so it doesn't end up on your totally awesomely clean wheels.
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My car has totally been in storage since Hallowe'en.
I washed it before I put it away. But I still noticed my wheels needed a more extreme baller method in order to be their pimpest.
1) Wash car in driveway.
2) Dry wheels with leaf blower.
3) Take wheels off car, put stockers on.
4) Take wheels upstairs to your ensuite jacuzzi bathtub. Run an extremely hot bath with any approved mild car soap as bubble bath. I used Meguiar's Gold Class.
5) Strip naked except for your soft wool mitt and climb on in with your wheels. You can light candles if you want to set the mood. Wash wheels with mitt and a box of Q tips if you have little crevices on your wheels.
6) Once clean take wheels to shower and rinse off soap.
7) Gently dry wheels with SHAMWOW.
8) Scrub balck tire marks off your bathtub and shower.
The hot water and soap got absolutely everything off the wheels. No more stubborn road tar, nothing but spotless gleaming wheels. I would recommend driving around the block on your stockers before putting your Volks back on to clear that annoying orange powder off your rotors so it doesn't end up on your totally awesomely clean wheels.
I washed it before I put it away. But I still noticed my wheels needed a more extreme baller method in order to be their pimpest.
1) Wash car in driveway.
2) Dry wheels with leaf blower.
3) Take wheels off car, put stockers on.
4) Take wheels upstairs to your ensuite jacuzzi bathtub. Run an extremely hot bath with any approved mild car soap as bubble bath. I used Meguiar's Gold Class.
5) Strip naked except for your soft wool mitt and climb on in with your wheels. You can light candles if you want to set the mood. Wash wheels with mitt and a box of Q tips if you have little crevices on your wheels.
6) Once clean take wheels to shower and rinse off soap.
7) Gently dry wheels with SHAMWOW.
8) Scrub balck tire marks off your bathtub and shower.
The hot water and soap got absolutely everything off the wheels. No more stubborn road tar, nothing but spotless gleaming wheels. I would recommend driving around the block on your stockers before putting your Volks back on to clear that annoying orange powder off your rotors so it doesn't end up on your totally awesomely clean wheels.
