There is all this talk here about keeping your ride clean.

Frankly, I don't mind my fair lady dirty.
I kinda like the dirty look.
I don't even mind some rain, it makes my fair lady look wet and dirty.

Keeping her waxed is a good idea, though.
Nothing beats a finely waxed fair lady, you can appreciate all those sexy curves ...

 

Your post is riddled with suggestive connotations, lol. Personally, I just don't feel right driving a dirty car.