i don't want to be an a$$, but i hope they didn't lose the 4th rim that would suck.

 

^They didn't lose it. I stole it. I'm having a sheet of glass cut into a circle to turn it into a coffee table as we speak. Mmmm... Mag blue coffee table

 

just finished watching Top Gear. GT-R race was pretty intense.

 

 

i need some camel toads too..

 

i prefer pink tacos.

 

5 of them?

 

argh. not even close to 7777.

 

Nope, but each post puts us a step closer!

 

is it just me or is my350z hella slow?

 

your 1000000000000000 google searches is slowing you down

 

That Hog is amazing. 100 bucks? Awesome! Ridiculous deal.

 

SO BORED! ARGH WORK JUST end!

 

try to read bash.org if u're bored.. sometimes it's pretty funny

 

bash is pretty funny. Mostly geek humour though.

 

http://www.cracked.com/article_15768...ading-ads.html

hilarity to pass the time.

 

haha maybe that's why i like it

here's a good one haha

<Domsey> Woah, I got the weirdest moment of my entire life this morning
<bender> what happened?
<Domsey> you know, there was a party at my neighbours' last night
<bender> yeah, you've been ****ing drunk..
<Domsey> you've been there, too?
<bender> sure...
<Domsey> well, you see i can't remember anything
<Domsey> but this morning I woke up in my bed, and there was my mom lying next to me.
<bender> wtf...?
<Domsey> That's exactly what i thought
<Domsey> So, my mom got up instantly when i woke up, smiled at me and said "U're so much better than your dad is." then she left the room
<bender> OMFG!!!
<bender> you didnt do that! TELL ME IT WASNT LIKE THAT!!! TELL ME YOU'RE A DUMBASS LIAR!!!
<Domsey> no, i'm not lying
<bender> OMG!!!
<Domsey> but it turned out she was playing a trick on me. Paycheck for coming home late, all drunk.
<bender> ...
<bender> your mom's such a freak. o.O

 

classic:

<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK
<tatclass> er.
<tatclass> hi.
<andy\code> A common typo.
<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.

 

good times:

<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?

 

^lmao