The Useless East Canada thread!
#8921
2008 B.M.S.L. GOAL SCORING LEADERS
Rank Player Club Goals Scored
1. Joe Ligori Brett's 8
2. Mike Vicano Marconi's 6
2. Nick Ferreira Brett's 6
2. Mike Niedoba T.F.C. 6
Yeah Im tied for second in scoring my soccer league
Rank Player Club Goals Scored
1. Joe Ligori Brett's 8
2. Mike Vicano Marconi's 6
2. Nick Ferreira Brett's 6
2. Mike Niedoba T.F.C. 6
Yeah Im tied for second in scoring my soccer league
#8922
Originally Posted by goneinsixtyseconds
yes, it was quite intense last nite but no, i can't do that every nite or at work anymore. requires too much time and energy.
#8935
Three men, a Swede, an Irishman and a Scotsman, take their wives to the greens to play some golf.
The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to
place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of
underwear.
'Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?', Ole
demanded.
'Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford
any.'
The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the
sake of decency, here's a 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear.'
Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee.
Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies.
'Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?'
She replies, 'I can't afford any on the money you give me.'
Patrick reaches into his pocket and says , 'For the sake of
decency, here's a 20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!'
Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her
skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.
'Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?'
She too explains, 'You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta
affarrd any.
The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, 'Well, fer the
love 'o decency, here's a comb.....Tidy yerself up a bit.
The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to
place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of
underwear.
'Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?', Ole
demanded.
'Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford
any.'
The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the
sake of decency, here's a 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear.'
Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee.
Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies.
'Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?'
She replies, 'I can't afford any on the money you give me.'
Patrick reaches into his pocket and says , 'For the sake of
decency, here's a 20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!'
Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her
skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.
'Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?'
She too explains, 'You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta
affarrd any.
The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, 'Well, fer the
love 'o decency, here's a comb.....Tidy yerself up a bit.
#8937
showed that to my brother lol he likes it with the stickers.. I showed him the Blue.. he said Blue is his favorite color so he prefers the blue only with the stickers "it makes it look more racey" lol
I told him to go eat some rice
#8938
to me, decals and stickers should only be put on show cars (for award points i guess?). otherwise, if you're daily driving with stickers, you're just being cocky or asking to have your car stolen by announcing a list of all your mods
#8940
Originally Posted by noodleman
don't you have stickers on your car rich?
which can be funny when you see ppl showing off crap parts like APC