The Useless East Canada thread!
In the Navy, you can sail the seven seas, and apparently a bunch of other stuff. This is a repost of a story someone shared on driver:
So Sailor A & B go out to the club. Sailor B is married but flying solo on this particular evening, and Sailor A is single.
While at a local watering hole, A & B meet a young lady, to be known as little missy, who is married, but who is flying solo because her husband is underway. She's being chaperoned by her little brother.
As the end of the evening, it is obvious that A & B are $hitfaced, and they begin to beg little missy and her brother for a ride home, as little missy's brother is a sober DD. They refuse, but after several minutes of drunken pleading and leg dragging, they give in.
As they are dropping off Sailor A, all decide to go into Sailor A's garage to look at his sport bike - something all have in common. At this time little Missy asks to use the restroom. Sailor A escorts her upstairs, and in a drunken attempt at humor, grabs her hand and sticks it down the front of his pants. She is outraged and runs to gather her brother and GTFO.
After some arguing, little missy and her DD brother agree to give Sailor B a ride home even though they are extremely pi$$ed at Sailor A. They pile into the van and depart. On the way home, Sailor B takes little missy's hand and pulls it behind her captain's chair (she had passed out evidently) and began 'pleasuring' himself with it. She wakes up and all hell breaks loose.
Sailor B ends up going through legal proceedings, gets busted, and gets thrown into restriction (jail light) for two weeks. Sailor A escapes charges. Sailor B is extremely pi$$ed about that.
While B is on restriction, A takes B's wife out and ends up banging her in a friend's kitchen. B's wife then feels guilty and confesses to B, and B then presses charges against A. A is confronted and confesses as well, and soon goes through legal proceedings and winds up busted, fined, and on restriction with B.
While in jail together, things escalate and they end up in a violent confrontation that will AT LEAST land them back in front of a judge or AT MOST land them in a summary court martial and out of the military...
So the moral of the story is, I'm surrounded by ****ing idiots and there is no escape. Be careful out there, you never know who you're ****ing with - literally.
While at a local watering hole, A & B meet a young lady, to be known as little missy, who is married, but who is flying solo because her husband is underway. She's being chaperoned by her little brother.
As the end of the evening, it is obvious that A & B are $hitfaced, and they begin to beg little missy and her brother for a ride home, as little missy's brother is a sober DD. They refuse, but after several minutes of drunken pleading and leg dragging, they give in.
As they are dropping off Sailor A, all decide to go into Sailor A's garage to look at his sport bike - something all have in common. At this time little Missy asks to use the restroom. Sailor A escorts her upstairs, and in a drunken attempt at humor, grabs her hand and sticks it down the front of his pants. She is outraged and runs to gather her brother and GTFO.
After some arguing, little missy and her DD brother agree to give Sailor B a ride home even though they are extremely pi$$ed at Sailor A. They pile into the van and depart. On the way home, Sailor B takes little missy's hand and pulls it behind her captain's chair (she had passed out evidently) and began 'pleasuring' himself with it. She wakes up and all hell breaks loose.
Sailor B ends up going through legal proceedings, gets busted, and gets thrown into restriction (jail light) for two weeks. Sailor A escapes charges. Sailor B is extremely pi$$ed about that.
While B is on restriction, A takes B's wife out and ends up banging her in a friend's kitchen. B's wife then feels guilty and confesses to B, and B then presses charges against A. A is confronted and confesses as well, and soon goes through legal proceedings and winds up busted, fined, and on restriction with B.
While in jail together, things escalate and they end up in a violent confrontation that will AT LEAST land them back in front of a judge or AT MOST land them in a summary court martial and out of the military...
So the moral of the story is, I'm surrounded by ****ing idiots and there is no escape. Be careful out there, you never know who you're ****ing with - literally.
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just make sure you use it after, not like your poor porsche which is sitting there wondering when someone will take her out for a ride
