The Useless East Canada thread!
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Anatomically speaking, I do not believe ducks have vaginas. I believe they have cloaca's, but I'd have to check my facts on that and don't want to google that at work. haha
Man, I guess this is what happens when I try to communicate with old people 
Let me break down the basis of the jokes that I (and the rest of the internet) make. The statements should be as outlandish and ridiculous as possible, so that it is obvious to the reader, that the OP is not serious. I really don't get what's not to get. If I were to write out my daily schedule, and include "club baby seals" somewhere in there, would you really think I do it? Seriously though, have none of you used the INTERNET before?
I digress, Church, think what you wish, I think you're arrogant and judgemental. If you don't believe me, hit search on yourself and take a look at what you've said to people in the past. Not just me, in general, you're always very condescending. **** it, you don't even have to search, you just said "I'm not worth your time". But hey, you know what, despite all the bad you have to say about me, I'm still here, trying to help you be a better person because I hope that you'll see the mistakes you're making.
Let me break down the basis of the jokes that I (and the rest of the internet) make. The statements should be as outlandish and ridiculous as possible, so that it is obvious to the reader, that the OP is not serious. I really don't get what's not to get. If I were to write out my daily schedule, and include "club baby seals" somewhere in there, would you really think I do it? Seriously though, have none of you used the INTERNET before?
I digress, Church, think what you wish, I think you're arrogant and judgemental. If you don't believe me, hit search on yourself and take a look at what you've said to people in the past. Not just me, in general, you're always very condescending. **** it, you don't even have to search, you just said "I'm not worth your time". But hey, you know what, despite all the bad you have to say about me, I'm still here, trying to help you be a better person because I hope that you'll see the mistakes you're making.
Man, I guess this is what happens when I try to communicate with old people
Let me break down the basis of the jokes that I (and the rest of the internet) make. The statements should be as outlandish and ridiculous as possible, so that it is obvious to the reader, that the OP is not serious. I really don't get what's not to get. If I were to write out my daily schedule, and include "club baby seals" somewhere in there, would you really think I do it? Seriously though, have none of you used the INTERNET before?
I digress, Church, think what you wish, I think you're arrogant and judgemental. If you don't believe me, hit search on yourself and take a look at what you've said to people in the past. Not just me, in general, you're always very condescending. **** it, you don't even have to search, you just said "I'm not worth your time". But hey, you know what, despite all the bad you have to say about me, I'm still here, trying to help you be a better person because I hope that you'll see the mistakes you're making.
Let me break down the basis of the jokes that I (and the rest of the internet) make. The statements should be as outlandish and ridiculous as possible, so that it is obvious to the reader, that the OP is not serious. I really don't get what's not to get. If I were to write out my daily schedule, and include "club baby seals" somewhere in there, would you really think I do it? Seriously though, have none of you used the INTERNET before?
I digress, Church, think what you wish, I think you're arrogant and judgemental. If you don't believe me, hit search on yourself and take a look at what you've said to people in the past. Not just me, in general, you're always very condescending. **** it, you don't even have to search, you just said "I'm not worth your time". But hey, you know what, despite all the bad you have to say about me, I'm still here, trying to help you be a better person because I hope that you'll see the mistakes you're making.
you know the example you gave doesn't even match up to the **** you write. clubbing baby seals is actually ridiculous because there are no baby seals for you the find and club at your leisure. what you posted were actual events that happened.
here's an example of how to use outrageous statement that people can easily identify as jokes: Hey Ant, I hope I wasn't making too much noise while i was having sex with your mom and sister while your dad was masturbating to a picture of you. I know your mom's a real screamer.
See the difference?
the sad thing antonio, you just keep digging a bigger hole for yourself. When your jokes fail, it's not because we're too dumb to understand, it's because you delivered it poorly. Then you make things worse by trying to defend it like you were right.
you should thank the stars that your main source of income is not from your comedy acts.
you should thank the stars that your main source of income is not from your comedy acts.
the sad thing antonio, you just keep digging a bigger hole for yourself. When your jokes fail, it's not because we're too dumb to understand, it's because you delivered it poorly. Then you make things worse by trying to defend it like you were right.
you should thank the stars that your main source of income is not from your comedy acts.
you should thank the stars that your main source of income is not from your comedy acts.
As for the ridiculousnes of the original comment, I think that stealing someone's heater, or claiming they gave you it because they want you to screw them and they want to avoid shrinkage on your part is... pretty up there. I really don't know too many people that would think I'm being serious. Infact, I knew none prior to this.
in case anyone missed this - updated pictures of the 370z:
http://www.the370z.com/nissan-370z-p...e-5th-nov.html
the exterior still looks like a$$ imo.
http://www.the370z.com/nissan-370z-p...e-5th-nov.html
the exterior still looks like a$$ imo.
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well at least I installed the front struts on the CTS, no more hard knocks, im too lazy to do the rears so Ill leave it till tomorrow 
just finished watching a soccer game on the comp
just finished watching a soccer game on the comp
