pics or ban of your ex

 

http://imneverwrongsoshuddup.blogspo...t-i-found.html

this is her?!

 

Yarr, upon seeing the un-touched up mugshot, I've concluded that she does look a lot like my ex, and the ones of her looking fine are photoshopped.
And before you ask, the similarities end at the face. My ex had A-cups and no ***.

 

If she had C's and some badonka-donk, she would not be my ex for two reasons. She would either never have dated me to begin with, and if she did, I would never have dumped her ***

 

i requested midweek! friday is such a bad day...party night! if we make it 8-8:30 i can come till like ...9:30

 

...i usually start drinkin at 10 on Fridays so if we can start a little early, that would be good..

 

so demanding okay, i'll consider 830 ...

 

well i just want enough time to hold ur hand rich.

 

there you go .. 8:30 as requested

 

You young bucks start drinking early... I dont get to the bar until 12midnight..

 

^^ yo church, you coming out?

 

yep, i will drop by for a bit.. then head out

 

cool. notice the new time because of the drunken youngin's wanting to hit the bars early

 

lets make it at 6 so i can have 1 beer and sober up for at least 3 hours

 

^^ you can show up at 6, have your 1 beer, and by the time we roll by at 830, you'll be sober

 

don't forget peoples .. 8:30

 

sounds good...!!

 

I'll be thurr, and then I'm gonna go to Asian Legend for dinnarzzz. Man, I've been there so often, all the servers know me.

 

^^ well duh, you stick out like a sore thumb

 

What really made me laugh, last time I ordered something, the lady warned me that it ISN'T spicy
So yea, not only do they remember me, they remember I only eat spicy food too.