No TC, No VDC...all they do is spoil the fun. As far drifiting a base....I know I slip the back end out every day on my way to work.

 

Oh MY GOD this thread is the greatest ...i dont think ive ever laughed so hard!!!!!

Anyway come on guys sliding around a corner is not the same as drifting !!! you really do need a lsd for that kind of thing.

Or maybe i dont know wtf im talking about it looks to me after reading this informative thread of thunders is you need a base pipe and an LSD (preferably the windopane kind) and a cigarette lighter to drift .....MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

 

Check the turn signal fluid too, while you are under the hood turning off the VDC you dont have.

 

Damn it squill !are you supplying this crack.......if so stop giving it to him,,,,,,,,and GET me some asap.........lol

 

haha this is a good one....cracks me up real bad......gotta go change my underpants!!

 

Hahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!! this is killing me LOLOLOLOL ROFLMAO MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I was wondering why he was licking the rear diff.....he heard it was LSD .....RAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

I'm glad y'all make the newbies feel welcome here, and I'm glad you knew it all the instant you bought your rides.
This thread is sooooo helpful....NOT!
Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves, but I know you're not and that's what's really sad in this thread

 

Oh come on just having a little fun... i do try to help anybody that i think will benefit from my advice but you are right this guy probably hates us now...oh well but you have to admit it is really funny

 

C'mon honestly, you didn't know about all the options included with your trim line way before you bought your car? If you didn't you're not a wise shopper, some would say foolish and you deserve a little good hearted teasing.

 

LOL... I love this thread.

 

I'm a Base owner and that's true. I was going around a corner in a big intersection on wet roads. I was going a little fast (no gas and a little braking) and the car spun 270 degrees and it went into reverse (I put the car in neutral while spinning and braking [bad idea]). It went into reverse over the curb (the rear half of the car did) and into a bus stop booth. The car parked itself perfectly in the booth and between a 45mph speed limit sign and bus stop sign. I was alright (just a little shaken) and the car didn't get a single scratch and drives perfectly.

Edit: RE040s suck. I also wish someone took pictures of me because I need a new avatar!

 

LSD!..........I should of thought of that........lol

 

That sould be easy to do since u dont have it

 

When was the last time you changed the air in your tires? That could be your problem. I suggest getting some high performance air.

You may also want to check your flux capacitor!

Good luck!

 

hee hee hee.....

I have the touring model and the exaust is making loud noises...i think something is wrong either the muffler berings are wearing out or I just have the exaust volume too high ... does anybody know where the exaust volume **** is located on a touring model ??? Ive looked everywhere PLEASE HELP!!!!!!!

 

Its under the car...but you need a left handed crescent wrench to change it. Oh and while you're there get a can of beep for the horn and refill it.

 

Hey thanks for the help does pep boys have left handed crescent wrenchs?? Also what kind of beep fluid should i use i dont want to viod my warranty? Hey thanks for the heads up on where the exaust volume **** is located but now i cant find the beep fluid or the blinker fluid tanks ...maybe they are in the trunk ...gosh darn i must be retarded but one last question when do I need to change out the firewall gasket ??? i think mine is leaking...

 

actually easier high :0)

 

The correct information was given twice, and quite civilly.

what IS sad is someone spending ~$26k and not knowing what they have.

And yes the rest on the thread is great...

 

Might as well celebrate my 50th post with a laugh..
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