As most of my fellow forums members know, I participate in the show circuit quite often. Here recently I've noticed a greater amount of spectators that have become acustomed to touching and poking at different engine components. True, it will probably not cause any damage but as a personal preference I'd rather not have anyone touch the vehicle.

I'm looking for a tasteful and respectable way to have a small sign attached to the car or vacinity that would dissuade spectators from touching and probing at the vehicle.

I'm open to suggestions if anyone has any....

Thanks,
Val

 

step 1 - smuggle king cobra into the US.
step 2 - **** cobra off.
step 3 - place cobra in engine bay.
step 4 - poke cobra with stick, and get it used to attacking stick when placed close to engine.
step 5 - put small sticker on car that says "beware of pissed off cobra, and you are not liable for injuries inflicted by said cobra"
step 6 - step away from the vehicle.

 

I LOL'd...

 

beware of dog...

 

+1. A couple of pit bulls chained to the wheels..

 

Hook the Z up to a tazer gun or battery and you don't need a sign

 

I was actually thinking about some type of small suction cup sign holder I could attach to the underside of the hood...

 

well, I mean cant a nice courteous "Please Do Not Touch" sign do the job ?

 

It will work. I'm just looking for a creative way to mount or display it....

 

ok, im assuming that the hood will be open, u can hang down a sign from the hood kinda like this if u know what i mean

 

I don't understand why people are that dump. I go to a local show every Monday night. In case you don't know, I have a TN kit. Everyone wants to touch it. Most of them come over as soon as I pull up and do it. I've told people to be carefull, very hot. They still to it and say you weren't kidding. So retarded.

 

 

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There are some on ebay too. Search using "please do not touch decal.

 

Take signs from NY's Museum of Sex




Or rub your engine bay with poison ivy

 

LOL !

 

Rash on t3h dikc FTL...

 

I was thinking about going to Office depot to see if they have any little suction cups with clips. Maybe just print out a small sign and attach it to it. Something I could remove easily if need be, for photographers ext....

 

Not a bad idea. It be easy to post them in small places, then remove them after the show. Another place I'd like to have one is in the hatch area. I don't know why but people like to poke on my sub. Maybe it's the shiny sub cone that attacts them, like flies to the bug zapper...

 

a play on those starbucks/coffee cup warnings?

"Please do not touch. Contents are extremely hot!"

 

I like that idea. I'm going to stop Office Depot during lunch and see what they have.

I'm just brainstorming ideas here. I have an idea of what I want to do, I'd just like to hear suggestions from others and what they've seen.