We did this on a gaming forum I used to be a member of and it was pretty damn funny/cool at the same time.

We would do different categories like the following.

1.) Attention ***** award

2.) Post ***** award

3.) Most helpful award

4.) Most hated award

and etc

 

Kayfunk.... for most helpful.

 

I have no idea who that would be...

 

6) Worst advice given
7) "Freshest Fail"
8) Oldest (age) member
9) Youngest (age) 350Z owner *Must have title in name
10) Ricest 350
11) Most JDM
12) Most famous member

 

I wonder if I could be a candidate for #12. Forum member walked up to me at the Lakefront meet yesterday and was like "are you blasian?"

 

13) Best non-Z

 

Most untrustworthy ?


Most likely to die in a street race?


Most likely to be a guy posting as a woman?

 

See there is hella awards we can give out! My350z do it!!

 

most likely to make dumb posts

 

Whatever it is, I am teh winna'.

 

There could never be a fair award for the biggest looser. If you got the most votes, you wouldn't be a looser but a winner, so someone else would be a bigger looser.

 

^So second best is the worst looser? You fail at failing.

 

Second place for biggest loser would really be the biggest loser since they can't even win at losing.

 

It's very confusing.
- If it is a contest of losers, can you really be a winner?
-If you are the biggest loser, you win at being a loser.
-If you lose to the big loser, aren't you a bigger loser?
... but then you really were the winner of the "whose the biggest loser" contest.

It certainly seems to boil down to the old "It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you played the losing game." Unless of course, you won.

I lost some people last year with this explanation.

 

That's deep.
So, the least loser of the biggest losers is the winner of the biggest losers even though he's a loser.

 

How can the least loser be the winner of a biggest loser contest? It would have to be an unfair contest.

 

^ The biggest loser title can not be won without a hole being ripped in the space-time continuum.

 

ding, ding, ding, ding.

 

I think these work for all 4
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