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Sorry, but the scroll containing the details of the super secret item for sale given by the sorceress is written by dwarves. Also, my dog ate it. I'll check his poop after you pay me. Thanks for looking.
Not to threadjack, but I'm also selling something. I can't tell you anything about it, but please buy it. How does that sound, OP?
Originally Posted by 2004Black350z
Ill take it Angelo
Price shipped 27215
Originally Posted by angelo350z
Sorry, but the scroll containing the details of the super secret item for sale given by the sorceress is written by dwarves. Also, my dog ate it. I'll check his poop after you pay me. Thanks for looking.
Dammit!
I saw the offer and spent the last 2 hours cashing out my 401k, kids (8) college funds & stocks ready to make an offer.
I saw the offer and spent the last 2 hours cashing out my 401k, kids (8) college funds & stocks ready to make an offer.
Always a day late and a dollar short.
2004Black350z was eaten by a dragon so super secret item is still available. I will take $650 this weekend only, with at leat one upper case, lower case, and a special character. And the blood of a virgin without a hymen. I suggest looking at polo clubs. Godspeed.
^^ Sounds great . We have a winner! Item shipped, tracking number is located under your *****. Sorry, Sorceress turned out to be a cross-dressing, post-op wizard.
Your best return on this investment would be to find a nice Eastern European country girl and trade it to her for a lifetime of drudgery and sammich making.
I read this thread and got here and as you would have guessed, laughed. I'm guessing an Eastern European country girl would have preferred a cow or pig to a shiny stone.
New member, short on info on item for sale, attitude towards comments, willing to cheat on intended with stranger on car forum.
in response: all info to his personal knowledge is posted, and will provide more when the diamond is appraised at a convenient time for myself. no attitude, just quick witty responses. and i'm not cheating, they're called jokes. something that i'm learning that this site doesn't see too frequently.
I personally made this ad to see if it would generate enough interest, to actually sell. not to be made fun of. I'm not in need of cash, i'm just tired of looking at it. so you can all really say whatever you want, it's the internet. just know that i'm not going to lose sleep over not selling this ring.
in response: all info to his personal knowledge is posted, and will provide more when the diamond is appraised at a convenient time for myself. no attitude, just quick witty responses. and i'm not cheating, they're called jokes. something that i'm learning that this site doesn't see too frequently.
I personally made this ad to see if it would generate enough interest, to actually sell. not to be made fun of. I'm not in need of cash, i'm just tired of looking at it. so you can all really say whatever you want, it's the internet. just know that i'm not going to lose sleep over not selling this ring.
I thank you for the lols & add referring to yourself in the 3rd person is an odd affectation.
. We have a winner! Item shipped, tracking number is located under your *****. Sorry, Sorceress turned out to be a cross-dressing, post-op wizard.
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