I was driving back to my workplace (McDonalds) after grabbing some snacks at a local convenience store when I spot a CS 350z with no front plate coming toward me on the other side of the road. To my knowledge, there are no other modified Z's around my building besides Philude's 06' PPW. I looked closer... the first few thoughts that go through my mind are:

1. "Does he have an oil cooler?"
2. "HmMmM... could this be someone on the forums??"
3. "Is he Function:TUNED or just fo sho'?"

(yes, in THAT particular order)

We close in on one another and I notice that the driver is a girl! I was like... no way.. girl driving around with no front plate, what a ricer! Her bumper didn't even have holes for the front plate so I knew she meant business. I stuck out my hand and waved at a fellow modified Z (yes I am guilty of doing this) and she waved back. We got side by side and I looked over to find out.... she was an 8! (out of 10), she gets a bonus point for driving a Z so that means a 9!! Time to get the Game on!!! Prime target for the abui01: weapon of mass seduction.

I've been practicing my "Drift around a car 10-20x in order to score her #" but I chickened out at the last minute and did NOT pull it off as space did not allow. Not to mention I had to shift gears while holding an ice cream cone in one hand and steering the wheel with my knees. Yes I am a newbie... couldn't pull off the drift to impress the chicks... darn! Next time.. next tiiiiime!!!

Here is a little diagram of the events that took place:


Anyways, I've been driving around and have ran into many "unknown" Z's that I have never seen before. Who are these guys? I've seen the yellow 35th aniversary one about 3x (all encounters @ Tysons Corner Mall during lunch hour)


and this blue Z in Rockville area that runs with NO exhaust. Take a look at the butt of the blue car, you see that? I spotted this guy following a pimped out Dodge Charger around the Pike.


(back to the original topic!)
.... but dam, she was HOT, I shoulda followed her or something to ask stupid questions to get some sorta conversation going Help me think of some cool openers guys. Here are a few I thought of:

"Nice Car!.. It looks like mine!"
"Is that a mirror in your pants?... because I can see myself in them"

*corniness alert* Yes, I have used both of these lines in real life and it worked! Ok.. maybe I did not get the results I was hoping for but I did manage to get them laughing, WooOT!!!

 

You said "weapon of mass seduction" Man thats funny.

Seeing as your "hunting" her might as well snap a pic.

 

haha you damn ricer, you failed given your best opportunity to bust a mad tyte JDM drift in order to secure some digits.... you have truly UNfunction:tuned yourself today...

as such I might have to revoke your title as the Rice King and pass it on to someone who is more deserving....

I guess next time you could ask her "whats the retail on one of those"

BTW nice Diagram

 

haha, this one made me laugh -- Most girls I see are in PPW Z's - automatics of course.

 

lmao, you're a funny guy.

Try these next time:

If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be named McGourgous.

or

Point at your pants and say. Hey baby...French Fries and Soda's aren't the only thing Supersized!

 

haha, always have good stories

-1 for not bustin the drift lol

 

No digits...no compliments.


:P

 

no drift, no game, no number.

 

Come on man I thought you had some game son. ahaha

 

WTF no drifting


Looking forward to read Ch.#2

 

yo!! where does she park? we're taking a field trip during lunch tomorrow =D

 

Why didn't you fly to work that day? Then you could have scored the number with half of the quarter you bit off.

 

Im with Nowell, I bet if you levetated (sp?) for her that would have really gotten her going.

Nice diagram by the way. lol

 

this thread rocks.. in for undercover pictures of said hottie in a Z.

 

Liar!

The way I see it is.. she did the "Spin car around 180 degrees and continue to travel in the same direction technique" causing you to chicken out from doing said circular drift, Am I right?

 

This Morning's Encounter:
I was driving to work and I spot a 4x4 following me. I didn't think much about it until it pulled up to my passenger side. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw some hand gestures and mouth movements.. couldn't hear it very well since my music was on MAX (in order to look cool while driving + add HP). I turn my neck and I notice it was a lady trying to get my attention. I motion her to wait a sec while I turn my chit down and looked over.

*At The Stop Light*
Lady: "What is that thing?!?"
Me: "a spaceship!"
Lady: "... a what???" *looking really confused*
Me: "hahahaha it's a Nissan!!"
Lady: "THAT'S A NISSAN!??!!... *min. pause* it sure doesn't look like one!"
Me: *thinking.. that is because I am a ricer* "yeah, I'm guilty of that one, I sorta made it not look like one anymore"
Lady: "Wow... that's reallly niiiiiiiice *Borat style*"

Cars Behind Us: *HONK HONK!!!* apparently the light had been green for awhile* whoopsie!

Lady: "Well you have fun in that thing!" *wave*
Me: *waves back*

Just in-case you guys were wondering, No I didn't get her number either >=P

abui01 = NO GAME, All talk, All Sho no Go'

 

When you say lady, does that mean she was hot?

 

She was way too fast for me man, I would've *attempted* to if I didn't have a dam ice cream cone in my hand, but I'll make sure to camp outside her building in my car and wait for her to come out to ask her if I could snap a picture w/ her for you guys.
I'm using this one NEXT!!! After they ask me where I work of course. Thanx for the pickup line!
You're right, hot girls @ bars n such are less intimidating but a chick that can potentially out-drive you... now I dunno if I can handle that since I have low self-esteem issues + I'm a ricer >=P

 

"Nice oil cooler. Wanna ****?"

 

Hey, use yer own damn lines! That one's taken