So Dave and myself are going to the car wash to meet Umar, Ahn, Alex and Juan. As always, everyone is on asian time, so we get to the car wash earlier than everyone else. After the car gets washed and is all nice and spiffy. Everyone shows up to get ready to go, minus Ahn cause he's on delayed asian time. Dave gets into the car and we're all ready to go up to the Car Toys II meet but the keys are no where to be found. Alex looks on underneath the passenger seat. While Umar pulls the sub woofer out of the trunk. Juan stands there and scrathes his head and kicks around the soap suds. Dave tries and retrace his steps and re-searches the driver side for the third time. I just stand there watching them run around like chickens that just got their heads chopped off. After Dave retraces his steps a light bulb finally pops into Dave's brain. Dave then runs to the trash can and starts digging like a mad man. Then he runs to another trash can and digs madly. As Dave looks up he looks at us like a child who just did something bad and thinks that those puupy dog eyes are going to get him out of trouble kind of look. Low and behold the keys are found!















Meaning of this story, don't throw your keys away with your trash.

Dave@function:TUNED HAS BEEN UN-FUNCTION:TUNED!

(cliff notes: lost keys. scrambles in search of keys. dave un-function tuned himself.)

 

LOL.. good job dave!

 

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oh BTW, i'm his gf.

 

i thought i was in rough shape sunday morning...then i see dave using the brush to rummage through the soap suds on the bay floor looking for keys

too funny

 

This is a TOTAL fabrication! OMG OMG. BAN BAN!!!! This is against all the rules...or something.

Here's what really happened!

I was taking Ahn's car to the wash so that he could get it prepped to sell. I mean buyers pay ALOT more when the car is clean. (you all know he got demoted...sorry man! )

So I get to the wash. Then this little person (midget :P) runs over to the car and steals the keys out of my hands. I OBVIOUSLY start chasing but Im a little shocked to say the least. Its near Hawloween and all but...a FULL lepricon suit seems a bit much even to me. I mean I've got long legs but when those little ones wanna move they can MOVE! So I almost slip on the soap i dropped (Mike D insert comment here). At this point all I can hear is this insane evil cackle! I try to follow it but the little munchkin has disappeared!

Obviously I'm distraught. I mean Anh HAS to sell his slow piece today. Like in 3 hours! I search around the carwash asking everyone if they saw the thief but to no avail. Finally I get an idea. There's no way that I was out run! So I consider my options and enter stealth ninja mode. I know the other guys will not believe I got jacked by a little person. I have to come up with a story right? So I creep over to the trash can. The little ones have awesome hearing so I have to be super sneeky. I get over to the can and pretend to reach in slowly for show purposes so everyone else has no idea what is really happening. I grab the little lepricon by its scruff and squezze till it hands over the keys. Jeez those things are ferocious when trapped! Anyways long story short I got the keys back.

That's my story. I'm sticking to it. I don't have pictures but the one that was posted up before was me just keeping "in character".

 

LoL.. too funnie..

 

i say NOOOOOO. somebody gonna get a hurt. i got pictures you don't so my story is more plausible.

 

more LIES! The VQ is Dave's gf.

 

he upgraded.

 

So you think you're better than the almighty VQ ... dems fightin' words.

 

of course, i rev wayyy higher and i put out more power.

giangyy = 2jz-gte hks stroker

2jz-gte hks stroker > VQ

 

BWAHAHAHA
Amazin equation...lets see what dutch as to say to that!

Funny story giang...I believe dave's story though, I think that guys name is Sam, he's an underpants gnome convert, he's been stealin my **** for years

How was the Car Toyz II meet BTW guys?

 

WHAT?! you believe his story over mines? or is it just funnier?

so its Sam the underwear stealer or Sam the key thief?

the meet was good, went on a drive afterwards.

 

Men > Women

(Did I just create a fight?! YESS!!! Make up sex FTW!)

 

The underwear gnome was a south park reference from a while back!

I definitely believe your story more giang, at least until dave can get me another can of 300V 5w40 jk...you're story is probably true and very funny, but dave's is highly amusing!

 

no, but i should pretend fight just so i can get it. hahaha.

 

I thought Dave was "saving" himself until marriage.

*In a Ricky Ricardo voice* -- Dave joo got sum splainin ta do.

 

Did the Leprechaun look like this?

 

Or like this!!!????

I mean we all know they are a figment of our imagination.

LOL